Ok then who has actually paid for some kind of sexual entertainment?

[Deleted User X18H]

Not just getting your rocks off but even indulging like Jackie Smiths husband type of thing? Not at the taxpayers expense of course.

I'll admit to a couple of Private Lap dances for business reasons of course. Though one at The Axe in Hackney Road was scary!

 

[User removed 4]

Full sex on numerous visits to amsterdam/hamburg with sunday football team, or stag do.

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

You've had full sex in Hamburg with a Sunday league footie team?

Way to go. Did you start with the goalie and work your way up the field?

 

[little al]

Only once on a stag to Brighton. Got the number from a call box and had to go to an address in Hove. Was back when I was working on the building of Churchill Square.

Full sex. Wasn't worth it. Cost £40.

 

[User removed 4]

You've had full sex in Hamburg with a Sunday league footie team?

Way to go. Did you start with the goalie and work your way up the field?

hahaha quality response !!

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Not just getting your rocks off but even indulging like Jackie Smiths husband type of thing? not at the taxpayers expense of course.

I'll admit to a couple of Private Lap dances for business reasons of course. Though one at The Axe in Hackney Road was scary!

The Axe in Hackney road is Scary then again Hackney is scary....... good little dive though the Axe,used to go on friday and sometimes after a club on sat.A chap called max (odd looking bald bloke from brighton) puts a rockabilly/60s garage music night club on there and strippers are allways in there..... So the answer is me too fella

 

[User removed 4]

The Axe in Hackney road is Scary then again Hackney is scary....... good little dive though the Axe,used to go on friday and sometimes after a club on sat.A chap called max (odd looking bald bloke from brighton) puts a rockabilly/60s garage music night club on there and strippers are allways in there..... So the answer is me too fella

love the axe, just round the corner from browns, white horse as well , one of my punters doesnt want to go anywhere else !!

 

[skipper734]

Amsterdam and The Pigalle in Paris purely for the research and experience of course. Been to Hamburg as well but was accompanied by live in equivalent.
What the Butler saw Tim? Not since the 50's.
What is the point of a lap dance?

 

[Iamapen15]

Though one at The Axe in Hackney Road was scary!

 

[Everest]

hahaha quality response !!

Trouble is, you didn't deny it

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Went to a bucks night for a mate.

Ended up at the local strip club and we shouted our mate to a few private lap dances.

Just about to head off when on the ground I spot a wad of cash (probably about $300) on the ground.

Went through the dilemma of should i keep it or shouldn't I. Decided it looked like one of the gals who worked there's money as it was wrapped in a rubber band.

Took it up to this old security guard who gave me the strangest look when i handed him the cash and said I think someone has dropped this.

He said it was the first time in 10 years the place had been opened that anyone had handed money in.

Turned out it was one of the strippers money and she was almost in tears when she'd gone out back and discovered she'd lost it.

Long story short she comes out to thank me and takes me up for a free private show and shouts me drinks.

Seems honesty does pay, even in a strip club!

 

[User removed 4]

Trouble is, you didn't deny it

because i am confident enough to know that most people will see it for what it is, badly worded by me

 

[daveinprague]

I was in Royal Navy...its obligatory.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

I was in Royal Navy...its obligatory.

What to dance around naked and have jiggy time with a builder an Indian a cowboy a policeman and a biker dude

 

[k2bluesky]

Guilty, expensive but worth every penny!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Back when I was a teenager my old man gave me a monkey just on a whim for being such a twat to me. In retribution I promptly acquired 4 grammes and spent the afternoon sniffing it up off two high class tarts I hired. Good times but a fool and his money are soon parted.

Must be nice to be rich.

 

[daveinprague]

What to dance around naked and have jiggy time with a builder an Indian a cowboy a policeman and a biker dude

Funnily enough, didnt actually meet any gay people in the navy...im sure they existed, but they kept quiet...
Biggest gay scandal when I was in the Navy was a Scots Guards Rent boy service in London.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

because i am confident enough to know that most people will see it for what it is, badly worded by me

Or Freudian slip.

 

[User removed 4]

Or Freudian slip.

whatever.

 

[cuthbert]

I spent 1/6 to see the strippers at the Palace Theatre Club in Manchester in 1965. Unfortunately, I was so pissed I don't remember much else, but was Bernard Manning a twat, or did he play for city??