Oh what a night! Match report.

[Simon]

We had Grin chucking up all the way there.

We had Duffy dancing in the car park afterwards with his cock out.

And Chappers talking about it on the wireless.


The fans were f***ing magnificent.

The team was f***ing magnificent.

My match report is f***ing magnificent.

Read it HERE

 

[Everest]

The game was almost delayed by the Fire Service as a suspicious burning smell caused frantic scenes before the start

It wasn't Chappers trying to set fire to Duffy's cock, was it?

 

[Juan Albion]

Who farted? Now come on, own up...

 

[Woodingdean Gull]

Well done for another great report Simon. It really brings home the atmosphere of a brilliant result.

 

[berkshire seagull]

 

[Kent Seagull]

Great reporting again Simon, what a result and how many would we have won by with a fully fit sqaud?

We are going up as champions!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Marvellous. Scenes.

 

[BrightonBird]

Nice journey Simon!!!

 

[Simon]

It wasn't Chappers trying to set fire to Duffy's cock, was it?

No...That would have been a suspicious cheesy smell

 

[Jambo Seagull]

Bring on Paul Kitson! Could he score against his old club?
Oh no, he'd have had more chance of taking a dump in the Queen's hand-bag!

Classic line!

 

[Braders]

Who farted? Now come on, own up...

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

not taking away any thing from the result and the way the team played, however the match did show imho our main weakness at the moment which is when quick wingers run at our full backs and play quality balls into our box, we were lucky last night as butters kuipers etc played out of there skin and delt with every everything.however in another game it could have been different.