Official NO NEWS TRANSFER THREAD

[Willy Dangle]

Just thought I would watch 10 minutes of SSNN (sky sports no news).

Mike Ashley arrives at training ground in helicopter.

Post your no news observations on here as the clock ticks down, now less than 12hrs to go.

 

[terryberry1]

Beckham has joined whithawk on a 13 year contract.

 

[East Preston Gull]

Breaking news!!! Someone is cutting down a tree at Chelsea training ground!

 

[Benson]

A helicopter carrying 2 passengers has just landed at Shoreham airport.

 

[shaolinpunk]

A bus has just gone past the Amex

 

[Doc Lynam]

Seagulls seen flying above the Amex surely this must be a good omen for them!

 

[kingcole]

Harry Rednapp about to make a comment whilst sitting in his car.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Matt Upson on loan.

 

[albion534]

Frodo baggins leaves the shire

 

[El Sid]

Just retrieved an old toy box from the shed.
Wish I hadn't - hinge needs fixing. Might miss some stunning news about aliens.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I'm moving from my bed into an upright position imminently. (Loan)

 

[terryberry1]

I am about to have poo. Its going to be a bad 1

 

[LE19]

Frodo baggins leaves the shire

Well, that's unexpected.

 

[midnight_rendezvous]

Stood up too fast and got head rush. Decided to sit back down again

 

[Gwm]

Two people seen checking out of the grand hotel. One of them believed to be a male !

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I'm sitting reading this thread in the staff room at work whilst eating an orange.
Is this no news enough?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

No parrots were involved in today's transfer speculation.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Wind is confirmed for making the air move my hair.

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

No Australians based in Australia to be signed as they are now all in bed (or out on the lash)

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I've just eaten an egg and cress sandwich and will be visiting the lavatory in precisely 31 minutes. The area is on brown alert