Obscure lyrics from a song no-one else will have heard of...

[fork me]

I'll go first:

My donkey sat down and started to cry
An old man passing by asked him why
"I can't do what the young boys do"
The old man sat down and he cried too.

(From "Dingo Lay" by Noel Anthony)

 

[Superphil]

Wallowing around like an Albino Crocodile

Punishment of Luxury - Puppet Life.

 

[Icy Gull]

Bizarre thread but I'll join in

"Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall
but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?

...and the wind cried Mary"

from Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict
Pink Floyd

 

[Marc]

Consumed - Delraiser Part III:

Del’s alright with me
When I work with him for free
He stops me lyin’ on my lazy head, in bed
Del does sandwiches and flavoured packs of crisps
That’s alright you see
Just he doesn’t pay enough money
[Grunt]
Del’s alright with me
Del’s alright with me
Del’s alright with me
Just he doesn’t pay enough money

 

[Art Vs Science]

The idiot walks along a canvas
Sunday rendezvous; mister phobia

"maybe, today, fear will go away, I'll
Fly!"

A gruesome rain, a seraph wailing
Flapping madly, shaking on the wing

"listen, my friend, never look down
From the cliff"
"take care, beware! do try to catch
The eclipse"

Obsession, the will to fly
It would be nice
Still, a nagging doubtful mind
It will be fine
Straight ahead half luna shines
Now is the time

Here comes darkness
Distanced from above
Bold emptyness
Omniscient fog

Up on the edge
Ready! one, two...go!
Rat or angel
Does one really know?

The idiot walk along a canvas

 

[Spun Cuppa]

'If you think I know nothing of emotional pain, you're insane. You're just a fool who hasn't paid attention to a single word that I've said...'

The Dandy Warhols - 'Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth'

 

[Falkor]

I used to want to plant bombs at the Last Night of the Proms
But now you'll find me with the baby, in the bathroom,
With that big shell, listening for the sound of the sea

Billy Bragg, Brickbat

 

[fork me]

I've got a mind to build a bomb of my own
But my nitroglycerine is out on loan
And I'd rather not talk about this on the phone
But it's funny

Crucif**ks, Laws Against Laughing

Oh Astley in the noose
He hasn't got a use
But he's trying
Trying to be someone
Trying to take like a man if you can
Sing an old song

Oh get back to the rope
Wash your mouth out with soap
And if you must sing
Sing an oldie
But sing it quickly
Oh spare me

Wonder Stuff - Astley In The Noose


I said "Please Jolene"
I said "Won't you talk to me
I got 50,000 questions, can't you answer just one please"
She said "all you need to know is darling I love you
And if you come back in the morning maybe I will talk to you.
Coz I know what's wrong with you.
You got the walkin' talkin' Johnny Cash blues!"

Godfathers - Johnny Cash Blues

 

[generation x]

Brain washing time. Putting your brains out on the washing line.

Spizzenergi. Marvellous.

 

[dexter]

I caught a vulture, he came up behind me
I put a chain on his claws
I caught another - been trying to find me
I slit a vein in his jaws
Tied the two of them up with guitar-strings (only fed them a bone)
Grinned and put my hands in my pockets
To drift away to a land of my own

49th parallel cockney rebel

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

If all the people in the world camped out in your back garden,
Would you write and tell the king or would you grab a tent and join 'em,


oblivion... terrorvision

 

[ozzygull]

Too big to fly, dodo ugly so dodo must die. Doggo with fear on its side can't change, can't change the tide. Dog baiter, agitator, asking questions say he wants to know why. Ain't no reason that money can't buy. Mink, he pretty so mink he must die, must die

Dodo (genesis)

 

[Fungus]

I'll go first:

My donkey sat down and started to cry
An old man passing by asked him why
"I can't do what the young boys do"
The old man sat down and he cried too.

(From "Dingo Lay" by Noel Anthony)

That's a variation of the yrics in "Man Smart, Woman Smarter". I only know the Robert Palmer version, but Harry Belafonte also did it. Suspect it was originally a traditional Jamaican song.

 

[generation x]

Rat has got the scabies and he's down on all fours. Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause.

 

[brunswick]

watch this, pause at 3:30 and read the subliminal flashed up newspaper......now that is strange!

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[darters74]

Herman loves Pauline and Pauline loves Herman.
They made love and gave birth, to a little German.

Super Furry Animals.

Always makes me laugh.....

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

f*** Buffy.
That little bitch keeps trying to hump me.
Jumpin' over dicks.
What the f*** she want from me?
She keeps sendin' me garlic.
How many times I gotta tell her I'm allergic.


Tyler, The Creator - Transylvania.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Sweet Sunday morning
Shake the lizards from my back
I chase the devil just for one night

Kasabian - Sunrise light flies

:guitar:

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Le guide me montre et explique
"celui ce est le changement"
les touristes s'en donnent a coeur joir
ils touchent mon marbre froid
mais mes yeux sont fixer sur la porte

 

[Super Steve Earle]

I hope you meet someone your height
So you can see eye to eye
with someone as small as you

Nickel Creek-Somebody more like you