O/T: Work Appraisal Today

[Faldo]

As the subject suggests, I am having my appraisal today and throw open my arms in search of hints and tips and downright dirty tricks that will ensure I nail it, and get my promotion.

I'm not too proud to step over / shit on colleagues and claim their work for my own.

For info - my appraiser is male, so seduction opportunities are limited (but I have some breath mints just in case).

Thanks in advance...

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

Agree with 90% of his 'positive' critisism, but pick one area to have a good retort. Splash on the aftershave and grease up if all else fails.

 

[pasty]

Always found humility and bullshit in equal measures worked for me.

 

[Faldo]

Always found humility and bullshit in equal measures worked for me.

A man after my own heart... its after lunch, so I may have to hold back on the Friday brewskis...

 

[pasty]

A Friday afternoon appraisal ? Your boss is a git !

 

[Faldo]

I'm hoping for special consideration given the timing... And he has to be off by 3, which surely means I can go home at 3 as well?