Nottseagull's Friday Caption Contest #8

[Nottseagull]

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Rooney checks out his "gaydar" with a casual arse pat.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

"nice buns Fatima"

 

[Meade's Ball]

Gottle of gear

 

[Flex Your Head]

With his right hand full of buttock, Rooney treats the invisible man to a 'reach-around' with his left.

 

[rool]

A finger of fudge is just enough to give yourself a treat

 

[Gazwag]

The human catapiller writer shows where is inspiration came from

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Wayne! If you don't understand what playing in the hole means, just go back upfront on your own, you stupid tw*t.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'We can see you folding hands'

 

[zfleas]

They knew there was something between them from the moment of the wink

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

Sexual haressment - the real reason Ronaldo left United.

 

[Gully]

Hey Ronaldo...if I stick my finger up your arse it makes your shorts smaller!

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Stuff the Euros, i'm off to play in Kemp Town next summer

 

[hart's shirt]

"Wayne, you need to get further forward."

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Prostrates fine - now let me check those testicles !

 

[16bha]

"Right the sleeves rolled up ready. Don't worry Christiano, I saw this on James Herriot! Bend over boy!"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Click to enlarge

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Nah you're right,you have crapped yourself!!

 

[LadySeagull]

Dressing up for Wayne was always a pain in the arse but this outfit and haircut was a big mistake, thought Colleen.

 

[guster]

Winkers Wanker