Nottseagull's Friday Caption Contest #4

[Nottseagull]

An excellent response to last week's lion/Millwall contest, with plenty of 3s awarded. I'm still struggling with the spreadsheet for the cumulative scores (I haven't done one since 2003!) Does anybody know if you can put two scores in a single cell? You're allowed more than one attempt each week, and I wanted to show the scores in a single cell (e.g. 1+3) and have the program add 4 to the cumulative total yet not display 4 in the cell.
This week, we feature the delightful Hilda....

 

[Martinf]

"Hello Halfords? I've changed my mind, I wont be needing that new bike seat after all."

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'When Caption Competitions Go Wrong'

 

[Gully]

I love the new cock shaped handlegrips, but where do you put the batteries?

 

[Taybha]

"Hi , well you know that dog you sold me "

"Yes Madam"

Well 3 of its legs have fallen off you twat "

 

[Gazwag]

An excellent response to last week's lion/Millwall contest, with plenty of 3s awarded. I'm still struggling with the spreadsheet for the cumulative scores (I haven't done one since 2003!) Does anybody know if you can put two scores in a single cell? You're allowed more than one attempt each week, and I wanted to show the scores in a single cell (e.g. 1+3) and have the program add 4 to the cumulative total yet not display 4 in the cell.

Can't you just give them one score, being the best one out of however many entries

 

[Hiney]

I'm worried I'm going to get my flange stuck in my flange

 

[Gazwag]

"Hello is that the dogging helpline, I'm confused"

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

New Raleigh Vibrator bike a big success

 

[guster]

"Village bike uses Village bike"

 

[guster]

"Is that the receiver or are you just pleased to see me?"

 

[Fungus]

"Every time I go over a bump, my puppies fall out"

 

[Gully]

"Every time I go over a bump, my puppies fall out"

Inspired!

I think we have a winner.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

How do you clean these things....I'm on my monthly cycle!!

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

"...........oh yes that Billy Paynters got his knockers but so have I "