Nottseagull's Friday Caption Contest #3

[Nottseagull]

Last week's contest was a triumph of quantity over quality I'm afraid; only Notters' Dad managed a 3 with his rather witty Bi-cyclists pedal both ways! here Nottseagull's Friday Caption Contest #2 (you can still add to it even if you've already had a go or two. A 3 is quite good on my scale, it's just that it didn't quite produce the out loud laugh (oll?) required for a 4. I am going to have to produce a spreadsheet to keep track of the running totals, so last week's scores will appear on there. This week's comes courtesy of BBC iplayer; the guy in blue is the ref BTW. (click to increase size)

 

[Art Vs Science]

Millwall's goal judged to be just over the Lion

 

[magoo]

Paul Scholes in comeback shock!

 

[bhamex1901]

Midfield maestro packs the wrong shorts.

 

[surrey jim]

Millwall players and mascot go wild celebrating a corner being awarded,

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Debut goal for roar youngster

 

[DumLum]

Paul Scholes in comeback shock!

 

[Gazwag]

Millwall's new striker swears the manager said the were playing Lionking City

 

[rool]

Millwall prematurely celebrate a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away,

 

[Seagull Steve]

Lionall Messi celebrates debut goal for Millwall.

 

[Nathan]

Problems for Rooney's hair transplant, as his head has grown bigger and the hair has turn orange.

 

[wolfie]

Robbie Savage in "wrong shorts" shock !

 

[The Large One]

Teleporter malfunction for one of Millwall's players

 

[Winker]

"Sepp Blatter okays fe-line technology..."

 

[Common as Mook]

David Day finally lives the dream of playing professional football

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Small tom of ginger
You're just a small tom of ginger"

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Millwall prematurely celebrate a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away,

You Sir, are a lyrical master!!! Kudos.

 

[dgh123]

The refs thinking 'score more i like the lions arse'

 

[Dominoid]

Millwall discover a loophole in the transfer window rules...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away, a win away...

... in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the defence sleeps tonight...