That could explain why he always puts his hands in the air defending a free kick because if the football caught him in the groin he wouldn't have to pay for the operation.
oooooh. reminds me of the paper that ran a football looky-likeys feature, the local lad that won was supposedly a spitting image of wayne rooney, fine - except the kid had downs syndrome.
has anyone got this saved, i'm sure i got it as an email.
Rumour has it that the former England captain has been signed up to star in a re-make of popular BBC 70's sitcom 'Terry and June' - in which he will be playing both parts