Names that are nearly rude....

[Easy 10]

I've just had a difficult telephone conversation with a lady, cos I was having to stifle my guffaws. Had to keep putting her on hold, and the wankers around me laughing like drains didn't help. Her name was MARY HUNT, and I still can't say it without snorting in a derisory manner, although I know I am being childish.

Other than the predictable "Wayne Kerr", has anyone else come across some mildy amusing, bordering-on-the-obscene names ?

 

[The Wookiee]

Mike Hunt

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Fanny Chu

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Could've been worse, could've been Mary Hinge

 

[chips and gravy]

Not obscene but I once knew someone called Russell Sprout!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I used to work at a well known City bank with a German chap name of Dirk Wachter. Which isn't funny at all. However, the guy next to him on the internal email list was one Helmut Wacker

 

[tedebear]

I worked with an Anna Likopantis ages ago

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Who was that bird in Eastenders many moons ago, her name was something like Flangeater

 

[CHAPPERS]

Unsuccesful applicant to the course i run last year.

Step forward Mr Wang Long

 

[FamilyGuy]

On the cast listings at the end of every episode of "Cheers" there is an associate producer who's name is Mary Fukuto - which always made me laugh.

Norm!!!!!!!!

 

[Easy 10]

That UK Sport fella Dick Pound is almost bordering on amusing.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Isn't there someone with the surname Wanker on the credits for Buffy?

 

[Yorkie]

I had an electricity customer in Leeds called Mr P Enis

 

[Northstander]

Anyone who has access to BT telephone disc will find a post office named...


"TWAT POST OFFICE!"

I have a customer I am dealing with also called Mrs Gertrude Twat!!

Woohoo!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Not obscene but I once knew someone called Russell Sprout!

And I knew someone called Connie Flower. But she chose to marry into that one.

 

[Northstander]

I als have an account dealing with for (this no joke) Mrs Bollock!

Imagine if her husband was Arthur!!!!

She states her name is pronounced Boloak!!!! It is BOLLOCKS!!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

There are loads of Radio Four programmes that finish with the announcer saying that "The producer was Jo King".

 

[Marshy]

I had a boss called Richard Harding.

Not funny on the surface except he liked being call Dick.....

So Dick Harding it was.

 

[maffew]

we used to have a client come into our office called Fanny Hardwick

not rude but my grandads called Maurice Dance

 

[BrightonBird]

Richard Soul = R soul