My Ladies ex is a C**T

[Seagullible]

That is all! except he also

 

[Barnet Seagull]

:Morris:

 

[Lokki 7]

It's not his fault you have a small cock.

 

[Wozza]

:Morris:

 

[perth seagull]

Sounds like someone's got a touch of jealousy going.

 

[Seagullible]

I'm not jealous, he's a knobjockey and is accusing me of stuff aswell as playing with the minds of the kids one of which is not even his!

 

[Albion Dan]

:Morris:

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

would you like to lie down ?? tell me about your mother

 

[perth seagull]

I'm not jealous, he's a knobjockey and is accusing me of stuff aswell as playing with the minds of the kids one of which is not even his!

What would Arnold Schwartzenegger do in a situation like this?

 

[The Keeper]

Whats he accusing you of ?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Who is he, I'll knock him the f*** out

 

[Coopers Right Arm]

Who is he, I'll knock him the f*** out

Don't do that, violence never solves anything!!

Why not invite him round and talk over your differences?

I'm sure if you are grown up about it you'll be able to come to an amicable agreement.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

No! KILL HIM

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Danny i have seen house flys that are harder

 

[Coopers Right Arm]

No! KILL HIM

You sir sound like an angry young man!!

Don't listen to him Seagullible

 

[robbied69]

Don't you just hate it when you go out with a girl and they insist on talking about their ex's. I'm there in my head saying "I don't f***ing care". If I want to hear about your ex I'd go out with him.

 

[Seagullible]

The chance of him sitting down are minimal. I have to pretend to be nice about him for the kids (I live with them) and he slags me and my family off to them. If the CSA wasn't so shite I'd get them involved as he keeps trying to dodge paying any money towards their upkeep! the guy is a complete cock!
Danny, I'd love to follow youre advise but he's not worth it and don't think the kids would be happy if I did that

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Ignore him. He will get bored of all the slagging off eventually.

PS Why do you call him a clit?

 

[SK1NT]

your gonna get shit off him forever. Leave her and find a bint without kids, so no ties with ex's.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Who is he, I'll knock him the f*** out

As opposed to knocking UP 16yr olds.....