jordanseagull
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- Feb 11, 2009
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I'd like a nice draw at Wycombe, a 3-3 thriller, for good viewing. Then a replay at Withdean, so that I can see 2 matches with the team that I love, and a win at Withdean, followed by a home tie to Newcastle, another 3-3 thriller, leading to a night in Newcastle before playing at St. James' Park, in front of a fair few thousand. Then, a nice ol' trip to Old Trafford, before embarassing the Mancs in front of an expected 60,000crowd, with a Mcnulty hat-trick. Next up, away at Stamford Bridge, no draw this time, Forster winner on 97 minutes, with Kuipers *accidently* breaking 67 bones in Ashley Cole's leg after 1 minute. Liverpool away next, to show that what we did all those years ago can be done again, and we aren't as poor as some may think. Quarter finals now, and things are getting exciting. Paulton Town have made it this far, and we get a HOME draw. 'Leauge 1stadium, they seem a good side, the atmosphere will be electric there!' one fan says. The other replies, 'Excuse me? We are already 20 minutes in mate!' 'What? I can't see a pitch about? I thought we were waiting at a bus stop?'. 8-0 win.
Semi Finals are up, and it's Portsmouth at Wembley. Tickets sell out in 2 hours, and Wembley is packed to the rafters, 80,000. A boring match culminates in Portsmouth going 1 up on 89 minutes. However, a Kuipers goalkick brings the teams level, and an Elliott Bennett curler wins us the match on 92.
The final looms. V Palarse. Wembley is full, the atmosphere is stunning. Palace dominate throughout the entire match, hitting the bar 11 times, Kuipers having a blinder. Extra time. Palace continue to dominate until, on 120 minutes, a dodgy passback gives us a corner. We pile everybody up, and we slam the ball into the net, a sweet, sweet header. The Scorer? Brighton superstar Jamie strong.
That'll do?
Semi Finals are up, and it's Portsmouth at Wembley. Tickets sell out in 2 hours, and Wembley is packed to the rafters, 80,000. A boring match culminates in Portsmouth going 1 up on 89 minutes. However, a Kuipers goalkick brings the teams level, and an Elliott Bennett curler wins us the match on 92.
The final looms. V Palarse. Wembley is full, the atmosphere is stunning. Palace dominate throughout the entire match, hitting the bar 11 times, Kuipers having a blinder. Extra time. Palace continue to dominate until, on 120 minutes, a dodgy passback gives us a corner. We pile everybody up, and we slam the ball into the net, a sweet, sweet header. The Scorer? Brighton superstar Jamie strong.
That'll do?
, i will give you a fiver if it all happens 
