My boss

[Simster]

Has just named his kid Theodore.

Theodore Augustus Groove to be more precise.

When I suggested he was having f***ing laugh, he said "nope, and he should count himself lucky. Jimini only just failed to make the cut."

 

[magoo]

So he'll be called Teddy Groove! Poor sod.

 

[steward 433]

poor kid is gonna have the living shit kicked out of him at school

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

He should have called him Elm.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Shame about Jimini, though. Jumpin' Jimini. Jimini Cricket. A real opportunity missed.

 

[Easy 10]

Or TAG for short.

 

[Simster]

poor kid is gonna have the living shit kicked out of him at school

I did point this out.

 

[Nibble]

Theo Groove? Not bad I reckon.

 

[Common as Mook]

He should have called him Elm.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Theo Groove? Not bad I reckon.

Agreed. I'd be quite happy with that myself, though I would use my first name in full.

 

[Buzzer]

Theo Groove? I've got visions of a big fat black soul singer. Kinda like Teddy Pendergrass or Barry White.

"Hi...This goes out to all the lovers"

 

[Wozza]

He should have called him Elm.

Or Biker.

 

[Simster]

Agreed. I'd be quite happy with that myself, though I would use my first name in full.

Yeah but to be fair you probably had the shit kicked out of you at school anyway, what with you being a GINGERNUT and stuff.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Yeah but to be fair you probably had the shit kicked out of you at school anyway, what with you being a GINGERNUT and stuff.

 

[Scotty Mac]

that is a QUALITY name

 

[Pavilionaire]

The child is BORN to be a record producer. Teddy Groove - quality!

 

[Nibble]

Could even shorten it to just...The Groove. The ladies will luuuurve him.

 

[The Large One]

Doubtless he'll go into showbiz and re-name himself something like Albert Flickenbaumberg.

 

[Wardy]

The child is BORN to be a record producer. Teddy Groove - quality!

Or a pimp