Murray is going CONFIRMED

[fire&skill]

 

[Superphil]

For some of our younger posters

 

[bob monkhouse]

I am going to start facepalming the facepalmers. I'll set up a program that makes that happen, giantly upping my postal numbers and making the facepalmers wonder what they've done wrong.

...

 

[Superphil]

Better still

 

[Marc1901]

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Shame but has looked increasingly likely that he'd go. 3 new strikers needed now. we'll be fine without him.

 

[Scoffers]

keep them coming folks, this could turn in to NSC Gold

 

[8ace]

 

[porkypie]

Face palm

 

[Superphil]

Did someone say Gold?

 

[Scoffers]

 

[Seagull27]

 

[porkypie]

 

[DerbyGull]

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[Scoffers]

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[Seagull27]

oops. Do I win?

 

[brightonrock]

 

[Scoffers]

oops. Do I win?

No, sorry, those muppets who post fake twitter news win hands down. Keep trying though, you never know

 

[DerbyGull]

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

are all Twitter feeds (except Stephen Fry obviously) automatically fake?

seems a bit of a waste of time really


(and I mean - Jemima Khan and Jeremy Clarkson? - really!)

No, the Gus Poyet one is also real.