Mourinho leaves England

[Gus Honeybun]

Former Chelsea manager has said he wants to retire back to Portugal and disappear for a while. The McCanns have offered to help.

 

[REDLAND]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

 

[larus]

 

[Buzzer]

shouldn't laugh.


but....

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Honeybun hits the ground running!

 

[magoo]

what i want to know is did his dog ever come back. he hasn't been the same since.

 

[Braders]

*snigger*

 

[Buzzer]

what i want to know is did his dog ever come back. he hasn't been the same since.

hid it round a friend's house, didn't he?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

i like

 

[Scotty Mac]

 

[Woodchip]

he he

 

[Mendoza]

McCann jokes are out of order, but if you have to say them, fill your boots!

 

[pornomagboy]

fixtures

 

[Woodchip]

McCann jokes are out of order, but if you have to say them, fill your boots!

How about McRae jokes? 2 (yes, two) young kids lost their lives in that accident.

One rule for one, another for something else. Do I need to bitch slap you Brett?

 

[Hiney]

A prostitute has a tattoo of Lampard on one thigh and Terry on the other. She says to one guy "if you can guess who they are, I'll give you a free shag". He looks for a while and says "I'm not sure about them two but the one in the middle with the big lips and black curly hair is definitely Shaun Wright-Phillips".

Boom Boom

 

[Braders]

After leaving Stamford Bridge Jose was asked if he was going to help Spurs get out of their slump.

He turned around and said "f*** off, I ain't THAT special"

 

[jevs]

In an interview, Jose was asked if he was going to replace Martin Jol at Spurs..."do me a favour" he replied..."i'm the special one not special needs"


New aftershave out today....the special one by U go boss !!!!