Most unfortunate name ever!

[The Great Cornholio]

5th row down, 5 across

Strange name

 

[Barnet Seagull]

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35839

 

[Man of Harveys]

Kanchelskis, fixtures, extra seats, St Leonards

 

[aftershavedave]

"i must keep up"
"i must keep up"
"i must keep up"

100 times please

 

[Juan Albion]

Anyway, I think Dick Assman is just as bad.

That's him on the right...

Another great Canadian.

 

[B.M.F]

My Surname was Chrismas and my Dad ( feckin twat that he is if you did not guess he is not my favourite person) wanted to call my sister Mary.

this is gospel and can be backed up by fellow NSCers who have seen my birth certificate

 

[Juan Albion]

My Surname was Chrismas and my Dad wanted to call my sister Mary.

this is gospel and can be backed up by fellow NSCers who have seen my birth certificate

Mary Christmas? Certainly would be gospel. But not good news.

 

[B.M.F]

Mary Christmas? Certainly would be gospel. But not good news.

**waiting for an is she a cracker jibe**

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

i know someone called richard pain

dick pain (runs of laughing like a girl) tee hee hee

 

[Wozza]

My Surname was Chrismas and my Dad ( feckin twat that he is if you did not guess he is not my favourite person) wanted to call my sister Mary.

this is gospel and can be backed up by fellow NSCers who have seen my birth certificate

Er... do I know you!?!

 

[B.M.F]

Er... do I know you!?!

not if you have lived in london all your life. changed my name when I was 4 so if you knew me as a chrismas it would have been from uckfield

 

[Beeneys gloves]

Theres a couple in our paper this week by the name of Peacock who named their son Drew.

Took them 10 days to realise their errror.....

 

[On the Left Wing]

Theres a couple in our paper this week by the name of Peacock who named their son Drew.

Took them 10 days to realise their errror.....

There's an electrical company in the Littlehampton area called

Wayne Kerr Electrics or maybe Wayne King Electrics .. can't exactly remember, but I had a mate who used to work for them!

 

[Titanic]

That bloke Pennis on TV... do you think he realises ??

 

[eastlondonseagull]

My dad went to school with someone called Ian Michael Smelly. Looked great on the registers etc - IM Smelly

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Whilst we're on the subject of Uckfield, those of about 30 yrs of age or so may remember a young chap at school who changed his name.

He now is John Kerr.

 

[Wozza]

Our religious education teacher was named Paul Micheal (Mike) Hunt.

Ahhhhhhh dear. *wipes tear from eye*

 

[eastlondonseagull]

And then of course there's Russell Sprout.

I used to know a lad called Wayne Johns. His folks were apparently avid cowboy fanatics

 

[Yoda]

Any one remember this?:

 

[B.M.F]

Whilst we're on the subject of Uckfield, those of about 30 yrs of age or so may remember a young chap at school who changed his name.

He now is John Kerr.

can not remember him as moved when I was 3 but am 31 so may have gone to nursery with him. Will ask Michael Frost ( head of Geography for years at Uckfileld high ) and still close friend of the family