To the tune of Que Sera Sera
K Lua Lua,
Running at lightening speeds
Beating players with ease
K Lua Lua
Or third line could be
Scoring goals with ease
(Appreciate he doesn't score goals with ease though!)
To the tune Of lord of the dance
Go home whoever you may be,
You'll never get passed Kemy Augustein
He'll win the ball, off you easily,
He is the beast of the Brighton team
(He might not be in form at minute but for when he comes good)
To the tune of my old mans a dustman
El Abd is from Brighton,
He wears a Brighton shirt,
And when he tackles you,
It's gonna ****ing hurt
K Lua Lua,
Running at lightening speeds
Beating players with ease
K Lua Lua
Or third line could be
Scoring goals with ease
(Appreciate he doesn't score goals with ease though!)
To the tune Of lord of the dance
Go home whoever you may be,
You'll never get passed Kemy Augustein
He'll win the ball, off you easily,
He is the beast of the Brighton team
(He might not be in form at minute but for when he comes good)
To the tune of my old mans a dustman
El Abd is from Brighton,
He wears a Brighton shirt,
And when he tackles you,
It's gonna ****ing hurt