*MISSING person/property ALERT*

[Ernest]

HAS anyone seen this person as HE is reported as MISSING

ALSO reported MISSING is THIS wallet RAMMED FULL of the proceeds of SELLING 30000 season tickets

THIS man was last seen in the COMPANY of an old man described as BEING about 80, WITH a goaty BEARD, GLASSES on a piece of string CARRYING a large SUM of money in a BAG marked '1983 FA Cup FINAL' proceeds.

IF anyone HAS seen either of THEM please CONTACT Mr G.Poyet at the AMEX Stadium as HE is desperate to make a SINGING and is POTLESS till the WALLET is found.

 

[Hillian1]

He's staying in a hotel near Cuckfield where my friend works, he got this photo last night.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Mr. Poyet likes singing, you say?

 

[Munkfish]

Is this not the exact same joke as yesterday but with pictues?

 

[Everest]

30,000 season tickets?

Has the stadium been expanded further than we thought?

 

[Hillian1]

Is this not the exact same joke as yesterday but with pictues?

A lot of people didn't get it yesterday with just words so Ernest has had to dumb it down with pictures, a bit like reading the Sun if you will.

 

[Ernest]

Is this not the exact same joke as yesterday but with pictues?

DON'T you know IT is the EXACT same JOKE for the LAST 10 years ?

 

[Munkfish]

DON'T you know IT is the EXACT same JOKE for the LAST 10 years ?

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

 

[Gazwag]

I'll tell you exactly where he is, he's about to get on a bike in London

 

[*Gullsworth*]

DON'T you know IT is the EXACT same JOKE for the LAST 10 years ?

Give you that one Ernest, you have become boring over the years but you are consistant and your quote made me smile!

 

[Beach Hut]

DON'T you know IT is the EXACT same JOKE for the LAST 10 years ?

Top fishing, Sky should include this on Sky Sports

 

[supaseagull]

I'll tell you exactly where he is, he's about to get on a bike in London

That's uncanny

 

[ees complicated no?]

In all seriousness he's probably up the hospital visiting his new niece whos just been born.

 

[Medwayseagull]

Are we buying players in dollars now ?

 

[StonehamPark]

Are we buying players in dollars now ?

Yeah didn't you know? We're buying Beckham and T. Henry.

 

[bravohotelalpha]

In all seriousness he's probably up the hospital visiting his new niece whos just been born.

His niece ? I am pretty sure the arrival of his very own new seagull was imminent

 

[ees complicated no?]

His niece ? I am pretty sure the arrival of his very own new seagull was imminent

Yh pretty sure his brother just had a girl or could of been a boy didnt really listen tbh.

 

[brakespear]

Is this not the exact same joke as yesterday but with pictues?

this surprises you?

 

[cmonbarrybringonwoody!]

Yh pretty sure his brother just had a girl or could of been a boy didnt really listen tbh.

his brother had a baby! His japs eye must be chaffing!!