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what's the age gauge on milf anyways?
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took an older gal for supper and during dessert she tells me she has two grand kids.
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Seriously?
that's a gilf.
you dirty man.
you dirty man.
London Pompous
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Some people are grandmothers at the age that some others are still virgins
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Tricky.
Milf, technically, is a state of being. They have to be a mother, and they have to be shaggable. I orginally thought that it was a comparison to your own age - a rough figure being one-and-a-half to two times your own age.
However, when you get older, (I'm now 38) Milfs can now be my own age, or even younger, so the considerations change. I mean, taking the original equation into account, I would say I definitely draw the line at copping off with a 76 year old, even if they are in a position to offer blow jobs with no teeth. Milf, to me, is now more a state of mind. So my justification for Milfdom is that, despite being 38, I consider myself to have the mucky mind of a 25 year-old, so the equation holds.
Mind you, I do have a Milf at home anyway, but it's sometimes interesting to compare laughter lines, expanded hips and desperation levels.
Hope that helps.
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In traction.
steward 433
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My wife is a MILF and she is only 21
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So, by my calcualtion - you're somewhere between 11 and 16?
Nope I was 35 on Friday
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Nope I was 35 on Friday
Happy Birthday for last Friday, but... I can't help feeling you've haven't got this Milf thang quite sussed yet.
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Happy Birthday for last Friday, but... I can't help feeling you've haven't got this Milf thang quite sussed yet.
Why she is mother to my child therefore a mother i like to f**k
Maybe a slight technical hitch on her being older (or not in our case) but still a MILF
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How did you pull her? Big cock or big wallet, or a combination of boyish good looks and charming personality? Any tips would be greatly appreciated, because I wouldn't mind being in your position in a few years
I reckon it was a cocktail of rhohypnol and Tizer.
Then he fooled her into marrying him by him telling her she was pregnant.
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How did you pull her? Big cock or big wallet, or a combination of boyish good looks and charming personality? Any tips would be greatly appreciated, because I wouldn't mind being in your position in a few years
No just a good listener and finding common ground to talk about! Personality was quite common but so far apart?
I am quite young at heart for my age and she is quite grown up for her age so we kinda meet in the middle really!!
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Nope little boy was already 2 when we got married thanks!
And she isn't that fussed on Tizer
And please be quiet about the Rhohypnol as she still dosen't know
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I'm surprised Buzzer hasn't brought forth his words of wisdom on his specialist subject.
Pavilionaire
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I think that to be a proper MILF the woman should be at least 35. Hot MILFs are usually 35-42, certainly anything over 50 is taking the piss (although I probably would, 60+ only if facing away from me in a prone position.)