Seeing as it's compulsory to have a Michael Owen thread at least twice a week on NSC (usually involving him being spotted with Tony Bloom/coming out the Grand Hotel etc), here's today's – copied from The Guardian:
"...Owen came on after 89 minutes and 49 seconds against Manchester City and did not touch the ball once."
"...Owen came on after 89 minutes and 49 seconds against Manchester City and did not touch the ball once."