Met the lead singer of Four Poofs and a Piano at Worthing Crematorium this week.....

[Harty]

And told him that if they ever had 'Paul McCartney is dead scenario' DTG would be more than happy to step in to impersonate one particular member of the group.

Anyway I digress,

Phone-in is back this Saturday 5 till 6. 08459570057.

Looking forward to callers both old and new.

Harty

 

[Stat Brother]

From memory isn't that a really bad thing to write.
Won't someone now post the picture to which DtG will get mightily upset.

 

[Ned]

From memory isn't that a really bad thing to write.
Won't someone now post the picture to which DtG will get mightily upset.

I think that was the general idea as no publicity is bad publicity, even if it causes real offence.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I have it on good authority that DTG would be very happy to step in and replace one of the group that met up at Worthing Crematorium this week.

But I hadn't realised that Harty's job was up for grabs.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

And told him that if they ever had 'Paul McCartney is dead scenario' DTG would be more than happy to step in to impersonate one particular member of the group.

Anyway I digress,

Phone-in is back this Saturday 5 till 6. 08459570057.

Looking forward to callers both old and new.

Harty

good luck this season with the Phone-in!

 

[Gritt23]

Very good Harty. Welcome back.

 

[NMH]

And told him that if they ever had 'Paul McCartney is dead scenario' DTG would be more than happy to step in to impersonate one particular member of the group.

Anyway I digress,

Phone-in is back this Saturday 5 till 6. 08459570057.

Looking forward to callers both old and new.

Harty

He might be interesting, in that role - since fluffing his shot at showbiz and stardom on your phone-in Harty.

I look forward to bringing to the phone-in, my usual provocative and accurate reflections on all things Albion, and keeping it enthralling

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Phone-in is back this Saturday 5 till 6. 08459570057.

Looking forward to callers both old and new.

Harty

Hey Harty, could you arrange for that number to be clearly visible on NSC somewhere. or even on the official site. Cos no matter how many times you say it on air, you say it too fast, and it's impossible to memorise or even write down.

Cheers

 

[NMH]

Hey Harty, could you arrange for that number to be clearly visible on NSC somewhere. or even on the official site. Cos no matter how many times you say it on air, you say it too fast, and it's impossible to memorise or even write down.

Cheers

Now you know how a teacher must feel taking a large class - some of the slow ones need you to repeat things much slower, and write it BIG on the blackboard

 

[NMH]

08459 570057​

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

08459 570057​

I challenge you listen to the phone-in, try and write that number down as Harty garbles it and then phone in. Can't be done. Except by 'Alan In Haywards Heath' whose terrier Jonty invariably leaps up and nips him in the scrotum mid-call and a pissed old crone and her daughter in Hove. It's the fact that doesn't lie.

 

[Yorkie]

Hey Harty, could you arrange for that number to be clearly visible on NSC somewhere. or even on the official site. Cos no matter how many times you say it on air, you say it too fast, and it's impossible to memorise or even write down.

Cheers

Why do you want to know Tom? You would never ring up anyway.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

From memory isn't that a really bad thing to write.
Won't someone now post the picture to which DtG will get mightily upset.

im......so......tempted.......

must.....resist

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Why do you want to know Tom? You would never ring up anyway.

Good point, well made, Yorkie

 

[NMH]

I challenge you listen to the phone-in, try and write that number down as Harty garbles it and then phone in. Can't be done. Except by 'Alan In Haywards Heath' whose terrier Jonty invariably leaps up and nips him in the scrotum mid-call and a pissed old crone and her daughter in Hove. It's the fact that doesn't lie.

That's how I got the number - and after scribbling it down, I check to make sure I got it right when he repeats it TWO OR THREE TIMES BETWEEN EVERY FEATURE AND CALLER on his show.
D'ya think everyone has it stuck on their fridge all summer, waiting for the phone-in to start?

The only criticism I can level at Harty is that he does repeat the words of the worst Albion critic for the rest of the program - but actually it's probably his best plan as a radio presenter, as the real words of wisdom that I say are always beyond question or discussion. He needs someone a little controversial, so their p.o.v. can be dissected.

 

[gjh1971]

From memory isn't that a really bad thing to write.
Won't someone now post the picture to which DtG will get mightily upset.

What this one?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

im......so......tempted.......

must.....resist

Resistance is FUTILE...

 

[NMH]

08459 570057​

Write it down now THPP, and stick it on your fridge ffs!

We really wanna hear from you Tom, we really do, most sincerely

http://85.234.132.19/attachment.php?attachmentid=4795&d=1176104638

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Write it down now THPP, and stick it on your fridge ffs!

We really wanna hear from you Tom, we really do, most sincerely

http://85.234.132.19/attachment.php?attachmentid=4795&d=1176104638

Well... as NMH has made the plunge into Harty's phone-in , THPP will possibly do so also at some point this season, despite being completely incomprehensible to even his immediate family, even WITHOUT drink taken. I will indeed stick the number on my fridge, tho nowhere near the ice-box, lest it become encased in ice forever.