Message to SCR if they read this board

[sullyupthewing]

Do not let that bloody stupid woman cover the verdict this week, she cocked up big time when she covered the last announcement, she made all the little old dears of Falmer wet there knickers by saying it was a no.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Do not let that bloody stupid woman cover the verdict this week, she cocked up big time when she covered the last announcement, she made all the little old dears of Falmer wet there knickers by saying it was a no.

Although it would be funny if it then turned out to be a 'yes'

 

[sullyupthewing]

Re: Re: Message to SCR if they read this board

Although it would be funny if it then turned out to be a 'yes'

Your right I never looked at it from that angle.

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

Rebecca Trout was conducting an interview with Paul Samrah this morning, it seems she is the nominated SCR Falmer correspondent.

 

[sullyupthewing]

Rebecca Trout was conducting an interview with Paul Samrah this morning, it seems she is the nominated SCR Falmer correspondent.

Is that her name? does she look like one.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Does she smell like one?

 

[Tommy Cook reporting]

If anyone from SCR is reading this then please get Tommy Boyd on at a reasonable hour - I mean Saturday night, christ I'm out when he's on.

He might support Pompey but he is the best radio presenter by far. Absolutely hilarious!!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

"This is Rebecca Trout reporting for Southern Counties. Tartare for now."

 

[sullyupthewing]

"This is Rebecca Trout reporting for Southern Counties. Tartare for now."

Thats a bit saucy

 

[Pavilionaire]

If Trout tells me it's a Yes I'll be tickled pink.

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

I think her name is Drought but I like to skate over the facts and call her Trout.

 

[Easy 10]

She certainly took the bait last time.

 

[sullyupthewing]

Do you reckon she has been in touch with the ODPM fishing for information.

 

[bailey]

glad to see everyone's got their comedy valves in this afternoon

 

[Biscuit]

She always in the right plaice. But Cod knows wether Trout will be fished in to do the report again..all we can do is tuna into SCR.

 

[Comedy Steve]

(back on thread)

Yes, lots of SCR people will be reading this

I've no idea if Rebecca is covering news this week but I'm guessing it's Fiona and/or Lanie.

If it's Lanie, and the news breaks, and she's at all negative about the Albion - then as she is also the producer of my Saturday show I'll force her to detail clean the men's toilet with a toothbrush as punishment.

If its a yes expect a VERY happy show on Saturday!!!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

If it's Lanie, and the news breaks, and she's at all negative about the Albion - then as she is also the producer of my Saturday show I'll force her to detail clean the men's toilet with a toothbrush as punishment.

Very good that man

 

[Eggmundo]

If anyone from SCR is reading this then please get Tommy Boyd on at a reasonable hour - I mean Saturday night, christ I'm out when he's on.

He might support Pompey but he is the best radio presenter by far. Absolutely hilarious!!

Tommy Boyd...I remember when he was essential listening for all young boys, late night phone ins. T.I.M.B.O etc.....those were the days..*sniff* (not a coke *sniff*, more a tearful *sniff*)

 

[Sonic]

Tommy Boyd...I remember when he was essential listening for all young boys, late night phone ins. T.I.M.B.O etc.....those were the days..*sniff* (not a coke *sniff*, more a tearful *sniff*)

I used to love Tommy Boyd when he was on Southern Sound on Sunday nights all those years ago. When he did that show with David Legge and had the characters (Jason Foster, Major Briggs, etc), he was hilarious.
I had the misfortune to hear him a couple of times recently. Sadly the man now thinks that he is the most important person on the radio, and spent most of the time slagging off the listeners and bigging himself up. I haven't heard such an abuse of power on the airwaves in a long time. The man has turned into a prize tosser. And that's putting it mildy because there's ladies present!

 

[Bluejuice]

Well while we're bending SCR's collective ear perhaps someone could explain why I have to endure commentary from Woking, Aldershot or Crawley Town games whilst everyone else is enjoying listening to the Albion?

I don't live any nearer Aldershot or Woking and I couldn't care a shit about their fortunes so why waste valuable radio bandwidth with their pointless matches?

I can't take out a Seagulls World subscription because I don't have a credit card and the BBC site won't broadcast SCR online when they're covering a live game. I just want my Albion commentary like everyone else