Message to EDNA Krabapple

[Dave the OAP]

Oi Copper, you nicked my program on the train.....


I demand its return and suitable recompense.

This is Police Harrassment

See you in the Sportsman on Saturday.

 

[Seagullible]

shocking behavior from the young lady

 

[Dave the OAP]

quite

 

[The Large One]

f***ing police harrassment. From a chick.

SAKE.

 

[Withnail]

Lady policemen? Whatever next?

 

[The Large One]

Yorkshiremen supporting Brighton?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Dave you may have done something wrong and she is gathering 'evidence'.

Your dabs are all over that programme...probably in the lab as we speak

 

[The Large One]

Daaahn with the Roz South
You're going dahhhn with the Roz South

 

[Dave the OAP]

People with Goatee Beards not being GAY?


whatever next

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Did you not nick the programme off a bloke on the train yourself?



I have had it forensically analysed, with the results being that you need to wash your hands more after you use the toilet Dave.



Will try and remember to bring it on Saturday

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Did you not nick the programme off a bloke on the train yourself?



He most certainly did

He is a felon & therefore should be tarred & feathered