Skaville
Well-known member
I have stolen all the meerkats from Drusillas. I will be butchering them at the weekend, gutting and skinning them and selling them rolled up in a joint (no, not that kind of joint). £18.50 a kat. PM me if interested and Mum's the word yeah.
PS I you cook a nice steak and compare the meerkat they taste just like beef.
PPS A bloke down the pub tried to sell me 8 legs of venison for £40. Is that two deer?
PS I you cook a nice steak and compare the meerkat they taste just like beef.
PPS A bloke down the pub tried to sell me 8 legs of venison for £40. Is that two deer?