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Masturbating.
- Thread starter Caveman
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Nearly, once
My boss had a right fright I can tell thee
My boss had a right fright I can tell thee
bailey
New member
By whom? Your missus is one thing but your mum......
surrey jim
Not in Surrey
Caveman said:A friend of mine owned up once, he was sitting on the toilet pulling his pud and forgot to lock the door and in walks his mum
clippedgull
Hotdogs, extra onions
my mum caught me just as i fired the cannon, my pants were awfully wet all of a sudden
Pat McCrotch
Lurker
By sister
sir danny cullip
New member
Never been caught 
cheshunt seagull
Well-known member
- Jul 5, 2003
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Staying at my Gran's house once, she walked in with a tray of breakfast just as I reached the point of no return. I was well covered downstairs by a huge duvet but my strange facial contortions were a dead giveaway.
I've never been caught burping the worm. However you know how the air sometimes gets trapped in a johnny and you have to give it a bit of a yank to get it off, well I had just finished having sex with an ex and was standing in the middle of my room trying to tug this rubber off the end of my old chap when low and behold mother Biehn walks in. Dear god.
Luckily it has never been mentioned.
Luckily it has never been mentioned.
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
i dont even know what masturbating is 
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
Very nearly when I was about 14.
When doing my paper round if it was cold i used to hold my bollocks to warm up my hands. One morning it was pissing it down and freezing cold so when I got to a block of flats that I delivered to I decided to wait in the dry and warm my hands up.
I was feeling a bit frisky at the time and had a Daily Sport in the bag so I decided to bang one out, but just as I got to the vinegar stroke I heard a key in the door so had to put my old boy away sharpish. Luckily the old woman at the door didn't catch on to what I was doing, but unluckily i had to do the rest of my round with sticky pants.
When doing my paper round if it was cold i used to hold my bollocks to warm up my hands. One morning it was pissing it down and freezing cold so when I got to a block of flats that I delivered to I decided to wait in the dry and warm my hands up.
I was feeling a bit frisky at the time and had a Daily Sport in the bag so I decided to bang one out, but just as I got to the vinegar stroke I heard a key in the door so had to put my old boy away sharpish. Luckily the old woman at the door didn't catch on to what I was doing, but unluckily i had to do the rest of my round with sticky pants.
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Billy the Fish said:Very nearly when I was about 14.
When doing my paper round if it was cold i used to hold my bollocks to warm up my hands. One morning it was pissing it down and freezing cold so when I got to a block of flats that I delivered to I decided to wait in the dry and warm my hands up.
I was feeling a bit frisky at the time and had a Daily Sport in the bag so I decided to bang one out, but just as I got to the vinegar stroke I heard a key in the door so had to put my old boy away sharpish. Luckily the old dear didn't catch on to what I was doing, but unluckily i had to do the rest of my round with sticky pants.
Were you cracking off over linsey dawn mckensie? Shes always in there.
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
Can't remember but it was about the time when she was in it alot, so that's very much a possibility
John Dorian
Glass Case of EMOTION
is that the best u can come up with biehn 