*MASSIVE teams news FOR tomorrow* New SIGNING dropped

[Ernest]

MY sausage NEARLY fell out of my MOUTH as I was enjoying MY Full ENGLISH including BLACK Pudding in the CLIFTONVILLE when MY sauce DROPPED a massive BOMBSHELL.

Gus is SEETHING and HAS had a MIGHTY bust up with MICHAEL Owen and DROPPED him for tomorrows TRIP to the KEEPMOAT. Gus said OWEN has been INVISIBLE on the pitch SINCE he SINGED him and unfortunately MY snout doesn't SPEAK fluent URUGUAYAN but the giste was GUS telling him to 'EL slingo your hooko back to SENOR Fergie'.

AS my SAUCE enjoyed HIS Full ENGLISH he gave me a COUPLE of TIT bits some may find INTERESTING. HE expects TERRY Connor to BE appointed manager OF Wolves till the END of the season and GARY Megson to BE axed at Sheffield WEDNESDAY shortly.

 

[Napper]

You must be bored

 

[wag chaser]

Spot on as always Ernest

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Its a SHAME he didnt whisper VICENTELOT

 

[leigull]

Aren't YOU bored of HAVING a full ENGLISH breakfast EACH time? Or IS it tried AND tested?

 

[Mendoza]

Did Gus say if ABDOOL RizzleKicks is STARTING in midfield after his MOM against IPSWICH

 

[Beach Hut]

What happened to the great pretender this morning ?

 

[seagullondon]

MY sausage NEARLY fell out of my MOUTH as I was enjoying MY Full ENGLISH including BLACK Pudding in the CLIFTONVILLE when MY sauce DROPPED a massive BOMBSHELL.

Gus is SEETHING and HAS had a MIGHTY bust up with MICHAEL Owen and DROPPED him for tomorrows TRIP to the KEEPMOAT. Gus said OWEN has been INVISIBLE on the pitch SINCE he SINGED him and unfortunately MY snout doesn't SPEAK fluent URUGUAYAN but the giste was GUS telling him to 'EL slingo your hooko back to SENOR Fergie'.

AS my SAUCE enjoyed HIS Full ENGLISH he gave me a COUPLE of TIT bits some may find INTERESTING. HE expects TERRY Connor to BE appointed manager OF Wolves till the END of the season and GARY Megson to BE axed at Sheffield WEDNESDAY shortly.

What about that MAN pretending to be YOU earlier this morning? Hove bald and unread? DO you want TO comment on this

 

[Everest]

Gus said OWEN has been INVISIBLE on the pitch SINCE he SINGED him

Gus has to be more careful with HOT stuff.

 

[Gritt23]

I would say the joke is wearing thin now, but honestly, what joke?

 

[OSRGull]

This is starting to get very boring now, give it up.

 

[Easy 10]

Miserable buggers

Keep it up Ernest

 

[halbpro]

Always gives me a small chuckle If it's boring don't read it! It is pretty obvious what the thread's going to be about.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Always gives me a small chuckle If it's boring don't read it! It is pretty obvious what the thread's going to be about.

Yep. It's been about half past two every Friday for the last few weeks.

Good work.

 

[leigull]

I live for ERNEST's hot GOSSIP thread on a FRIDAY. Best part of NSC

 

[Napper]

One for the geeks i guess.

carry on wacking off

 

[Daffy Duck]

Yep. It's been about half past two every Friday for the last few weeks.

Good work.

That's when the nurse lets him out for his afternoon walk.

 

[supaseagull]

Ernest, whats the latest on HABIBIBIBIBOOBIBOBIBIBIBIBOO? What do your SAUCES tell you?


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[Woodchip]

Ernest has actually found some humour that works. To work Ernest.

Is Mackerel-Smythe playing tomorrow our will we have Volkes?

 

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