*MASSIVE team NEWS* TWO strikers MISSING from TODAYS squad

[Ernest]

JUST met my snout in the Cliftonville in George St and OVER a £3.19 FULL English he told me THAT both WILL Hoskins and Michael OWEN are not in TODAYS squad.

And according to MY sauce NEITHER is injury RELATED although VINCENTELOT maybe MISSING today due to a SLIGHT stiffening in the GROIN area which TANNO is FRANTICALLY trying to RUB away.

 

[Notters]

Thank YOU ernest. I also HEAR that PERRY digweed may also NOT be involved.

 

[Silverhatch]

Insightful and thought-provoking stuff as usual Ernest. I have now cancelled my Argus, Grauniad and Seagulls TV subscription because the flow of info coming from the ARSE keeps me bang up to date with all things Albion. Keep that SAUCE safe.

 

[Medwayseagull]

Another great scoop - what would we do without them ? On second thoughts don't bother answering that.

 

[Beach Hut]

This is huge, ARS has done well

Is it true the chief editor is now Hugh Janus ?

 

[philsussex]

Corr

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Thats nuffink I heard that last Satdee a massive Albion fan who sometimes wears a blonde wig to matches was masquerading as a ticket inspector on the 16:20 Brighton to Lewes train.

 

[Hillian1]

My sauce told me THAT Hoskins may not feature AGAIN this season, POYET and OATWAY have both had a fall out with him.

 

[DumLum]

JUST met my snout in the Cliftonville in George St and OVER a £3.19 FULL English he told me THAT both WILL Hoskins and Michael OWEN are not in TODAYS squad.

This does seem to suggest that the rumour I have heard (from people in the know) about him going to Bournmouth could be true!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Another HOT of the press SCOOP. Naylor EAT your heart OUT. Ernest has the real INSIDE info.

 

[WATFORD zero]

This does seem to suggest that the rumour I have heard (from people in the know) about him going to Bournmouth could be true!

I CAN confirm that HE is going to Bournemouth SHOPPING for the DAY as he doesn't want to SEE a seagulls SHIRT in Brighton and be reminded THAT he's DROPPED.

 

[Daffy Duck]

Why on earth did we sign bloody MICHAEL OWEN. The bloke's ALWAYS injured.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

keep it real
keep it ARS

 

[narly101]

Nice one Ernest - keep em coming

 

[W.C.]

as always, the ARS leaks FIRST.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Why on earth did we sign bloody MICHAEL OWEN. The bloke's ALWAYS injured.

Exactly. Even VICENTELOT has made CAMEO appearances.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Exactly. Even VICENTELOT has made CAMEO appearances.

Is he discussing a move to SWINDON, then?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Is he discussing a move to SWINDON, then?

Im sure his SAUCES will tell us SOON.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

FRILLING news

 

[skipper734]

Up the ARS. Then up the AMEX.