Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
Nothing BEATS the pleasure of HAVING 6" of meat in my MOUTH first THING on a FRIDAY morning and TODAY I decided to HAVE a LARGE Full English (£4.20) in the CLIFTONVILLE and AS it is PAY day an EXTRA Sausage too. The next BEST thing is WHEN my SAUCE walks in and I know HE will HAVE some news HOT off the press for ME.
My SNOUT didn't DISSAPOINT me this morning and HE gave me the REAL reason why Ken BROWN left so quickly. APPARANTLY the Fat Boy SILM tickets are GOING slower than Dick TIGHT on the way to the BAR when it is HIS round and BIG Ken wanted to know who thought that Norman COCK playing records would appeal to anymore THAN a hundred or so GEEKS and WHEN has some DJ ever played to a CROWD of over 20000 ? Big KEN wanted to CANCEL the GIG and replace it with a 70's LEGENDS night on the FRIDAY featuring artistes SUCH as T Rex , THE Rubettes and SALDE but an ARGUMENT developed and it ENDED up with him or ME situation and WE all know what HAPPENED.
I nearly CHOKED on my SAUSAGE after hearing that but luckily ENOUGH no damage done and then my SAUCE told me the TEAM news for tomorrow, Matt SPARROW is definitely OUT tomorrow as HE is still FEELING the AFFECTS of the virus that FORCED him off the pitch early at Forest. Also GONZALEZ RAYES Jara is STILL suffering from the VIRUS too and is MISSING again.
LASTLY I asked my SAUCE about VINCENTELOT and he HAS had a PEACEFUL week. Last night GUS spent the ENTIRE night gazing at him in ADMIRATION whilst INDIGO CADLERON gently STROKED his cheek. Mrs Poyet HAS ACCEPTED this is HOW it will STAY until May 19th and GUS has promised HER a SUMMER of Uruguayan PASSION to make it up to her. Gus HAS also PROMISED Vincentelot that if HE bangs one in TOMORROW he will treat him to WRESTLEMANIA 28 on SKY Box Office on SUNDAY night as Vincentelot is DESPERATE to see his BROTHER Ricardo RODRIGUEZ in action on the BILL.
I think it is SAFE to say with that on OFFER Vincentelot WILL be FILLING his boots tomorrow AGAINST the 'BORO.
My SNOUT didn't DISSAPOINT me this morning and HE gave me the REAL reason why Ken BROWN left so quickly. APPARANTLY the Fat Boy SILM tickets are GOING slower than Dick TIGHT on the way to the BAR when it is HIS round and BIG Ken wanted to know who thought that Norman COCK playing records would appeal to anymore THAN a hundred or so GEEKS and WHEN has some DJ ever played to a CROWD of over 20000 ? Big KEN wanted to CANCEL the GIG and replace it with a 70's LEGENDS night on the FRIDAY featuring artistes SUCH as T Rex , THE Rubettes and SALDE but an ARGUMENT developed and it ENDED up with him or ME situation and WE all know what HAPPENED.
I nearly CHOKED on my SAUSAGE after hearing that but luckily ENOUGH no damage done and then my SAUCE told me the TEAM news for tomorrow, Matt SPARROW is definitely OUT tomorrow as HE is still FEELING the AFFECTS of the virus that FORCED him off the pitch early at Forest. Also GONZALEZ RAYES Jara is STILL suffering from the VIRUS too and is MISSING again.
LASTLY I asked my SAUCE about VINCENTELOT and he HAS had a PEACEFUL week. Last night GUS spent the ENTIRE night gazing at him in ADMIRATION whilst INDIGO CADLERON gently STROKED his cheek. Mrs Poyet HAS ACCEPTED this is HOW it will STAY until May 19th and GUS has promised HER a SUMMER of Uruguayan PASSION to make it up to her. Gus HAS also PROMISED Vincentelot that if HE bangs one in TOMORROW he will treat him to WRESTLEMANIA 28 on SKY Box Office on SUNDAY night as Vincentelot is DESPERATE to see his BROTHER Ricardo RODRIGUEZ in action on the BILL.
I think it is SAFE to say with that on OFFER Vincentelot WILL be FILLING his boots tomorrow AGAINST the 'BORO.
