MASSIVE team news for TOMORROW

[Ernest]

I've JUST got back from the CLIFTONVILLE and over a BREAKFAST roll and medium TEA (£1.89) my snout GAVE me some SHOCKING team news.

HE slipped ME a William HILL betting slip under the TABLE and on it was WRITTEN 'No Sparrow IN tomorrows SQUAD'.

MUST admit I choked on my TEA in shock as in my OPINION Spazza has BEEN our BEST player since the Southampton GAME so I'm not SURE why Gus has DROPPED him.

UNFORTUNATELY my sauce had no NEWS on whether VINCENTELOT or Michael OWEN would be MAKING the trip NORTH.

 

[Gazwag]

What about BOB HSOKINS is he in the SQUAD

 

[ees complicated no?]

Will Billy BARNDOOR Paynter be starting for us?

 

[BHseagull]

I really don't GET these.

 

[Razi]

Disgraceful news if true. GRITT OUT.

 

[Giraffe]

I still blame DICK TIGHT. If he had put up some welly when we needed it Spazza would be playing on Saturday.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

FINGER on the PULSE as ALWAYS

 

[Mendoza]

Was there ANY news on if GUS is resting MICHAEL SMITH upfront in favour of VOKSE?

 

[leigull]

Was your MATE Terry with YOU for breakfast?

 

[Ernest]

Was your MATE Terry with YOU for breakfast?

No only MY sauce and NO way am I going to EXPOSE him

 

[Paddy B]

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Finally time to add to the ignore list

 

[leigull]

No only MY sauce and NO way am I going to EXPOSE him

That's a SHAME. I haven't HEARD from TERRY for a while

 

[Ernest]

That's a SHAME. I haven't HEARD from TERRY for a while

Haven't SEEN him since HE ripped MY passport up for A joke at the Gatwick CHECK in when we WERE going to Benidorm

 

[Stoichkov]

I love these Friday team-news tit-bits

 

[Ernest]

I love these Friday team-news tit-bits

Thanks, you make IT all worthwhile with your KIND words

 

[MattBackHome]

Is IT true that John MATTOCK is in line FOR his debut?

 

[Ernest]

Is IT true that John MATTOCK is in line FOR his debut?

Are you DENSE ? It is JOE Mattock

 

[Mackenzie]

I've JUST got back from the CLIFTONVILLE and over a BREAKFAST roll and medium TEA (£1.89) my snout GAVE me some SHOCKING team news.

HE slipped ME a William HILL betting slip under the TABLE and on it was WRITTEN 'No Sparrow IN tomorrows SQUAD'.

MUST admit I choked on my TEA in shock as in my OPINION Spazza has BEEN our BEST player since the Southampton GAME so I'm not SURE why Gus has DROPPED him.

UNFORTUNATELY my sauce had no NEWS on whether VINCENTELOT or Michael OWEN would be MAKING the trip NORTH.

Thankyou Ernest. Informative as ever.

 

[Originunknown]

Ernest's threads deliver.

 

[narly101]

Ernest in top form. Cheers chap.