Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I was DEMOLISHING my LARGE Full ENGLISH in the CLIFTONVILLE minding my OWN business as USUAL when I looked over the ROAD to Dick Tights SHOP expecting to SEE the LAPDOG Perry carrying more 1983 FA CUP Final CASH or the WEMBLEY 1991 PLAY off money in there to be LAUNDERED when I nearly FELL off my SEAT in shock. I saw a GUY in a PUFFER anorak ACTING furtively OUTSIDE trying to SEE if he was SPOTTED before he WENT inside and I noticed he HAD a carrier BAG STUFFED full of CASH and on the BAG was written 'FFP' and then to my HORROR I recognised the guy and it was PULL Barber. THIS is BRAKING news and all TRUE supporters will NOW know why WE are not SINGING anyone and have SKY high prices, I just hope TONY Bloom knows what is going on and IF he doesn't then WE must TELL him.
I was still sitting there QUEER with shock when my SAUCE turned up BREATHLESS with excitement and SAID that ULLOA had a MASSIVE bust up with FOXTROT Oscar AFTER the game ON Tuesday and APPARANTLY was insulting him in ARGENTINIAN not knowing FO was fluent in that as WELL as SPANISH and it all KICKED off and INDIGO Cadleron had to PULL Ulloa OFF to calm it all down. FO said that HE will not pick ULLOA and is DROPPED and WHEN he is not in the SQUAD tomorrow YOU will all know WHY.
With that my SAUCE slipped out into the THRONGING masses of GEORGE Street whilst I wiped the SOURCE off my plate with my SAUSAGE. I was just about to LEAVE when BIG Hilda turned up and told me that PULL Barber has GOT wind of my MASSIVE protest tomorrow when I will ABSAIL off the EAST Stand naked and is GOING all out to STOP me. Nothing that he will do CAN stop me and on the 17th minute I will climb off the EAST Stand roof and UNFURL my 'BARBER OUT' banner and to add an EXTRA touch I will TIE a FLAG of St.George to my KNOB in a SYMBOLIC gesture that WE need a TRIED and tested ENGLISH manager like Tony PULIS to save our SEASON.
AFTER I have made my PROTEST I will descend GENTLY into the FAMILY stand.
SACK BARBER NOW
SACK BLOOM NOW
SACK THE BOARD NOW
WE WANT ENGLISH
SOS - SAVE OUR SEASON
I was still sitting there QUEER with shock when my SAUCE turned up BREATHLESS with excitement and SAID that ULLOA had a MASSIVE bust up with FOXTROT Oscar AFTER the game ON Tuesday and APPARANTLY was insulting him in ARGENTINIAN not knowing FO was fluent in that as WELL as SPANISH and it all KICKED off and INDIGO Cadleron had to PULL Ulloa OFF to calm it all down. FO said that HE will not pick ULLOA and is DROPPED and WHEN he is not in the SQUAD tomorrow YOU will all know WHY.
With that my SAUCE slipped out into the THRONGING masses of GEORGE Street whilst I wiped the SOURCE off my plate with my SAUSAGE. I was just about to LEAVE when BIG Hilda turned up and told me that PULL Barber has GOT wind of my MASSIVE protest tomorrow when I will ABSAIL off the EAST Stand naked and is GOING all out to STOP me. Nothing that he will do CAN stop me and on the 17th minute I will climb off the EAST Stand roof and UNFURL my 'BARBER OUT' banner and to add an EXTRA touch I will TIE a FLAG of St.George to my KNOB in a SYMBOLIC gesture that WE need a TRIED and tested ENGLISH manager like Tony PULIS to save our SEASON.
AFTER I have made my PROTEST I will descend GENTLY into the FAMILY stand.
SACK BARBER NOW
SACK BLOOM NOW
SACK THE BOARD NOW
WE WANT ENGLISH
SOS - SAVE OUR SEASON