Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I was SAT in the CLIFTONVILLE at 8.05 WAITING for my FULL English when MY attention WANDERED over to that TEMPLE of evil SPORTS Dreams and I thought ONLY too PEOPLE know the TRUTH about the 1983 FA Cup FINAL money and that is MYSELF and Princess DIANA. Even 16 years LATER I am still CONVINCED she was murdered to SILENCE her and when YOU look at the CCTV you see a man in an ANORAK with a big RESEMBLANCE to LAPDOG Perry loitering outside the RITZ Hotel as DIANA and Doddy got in the CAR.
I felt QUITE tearful and EVEN Big Hilda couldn't CHEER me up with the NEWS that the NO standing RULE was being ENFORCED tomorrow in the NORTH Stand and WE have been told by BARBER to go in HARD and FAST and take no PRISONERS.
Hilda TREATED me to a LARGE Full English and AS we NOSHING away on OUR sausages my SAUCE turned up BREATHLESS with excitement. HE said there HAS been a MASSIVE bust UP with OsCAR and LAIM Birdcutt and BIRDCUTT has been GOING round singing the following to the tune of 'Y viva ESPANA'
This YEAR we are OFF to League ONE
With Oscar GARCIA
We are in the Johnstones SOON
With OSCAR Garcia
APPARANTLY OsCAR BLUE his top at this and TOLD Birdcutt he IS DROPPED from the TEAM this week and WON'T be picked all the TIME he is SIGNING songs like that.
ME and BIG Hilda couldn't BELIEVE that but BEFORE we could ASK my SAUCE if there was any NEW singings PLANNED he DASHED out of the CLIFTONVILLE into the THRONGING masses of George STREET.
I felt QUITE tearful and EVEN Big Hilda couldn't CHEER me up with the NEWS that the NO standing RULE was being ENFORCED tomorrow in the NORTH Stand and WE have been told by BARBER to go in HARD and FAST and take no PRISONERS.
Hilda TREATED me to a LARGE Full English and AS we NOSHING away on OUR sausages my SAUCE turned up BREATHLESS with excitement. HE said there HAS been a MASSIVE bust UP with OsCAR and LAIM Birdcutt and BIRDCUTT has been GOING round singing the following to the tune of 'Y viva ESPANA'
This YEAR we are OFF to League ONE
With Oscar GARCIA
We are in the Johnstones SOON
With OSCAR Garcia
APPARANTLY OsCAR BLUE his top at this and TOLD Birdcutt he IS DROPPED from the TEAM this week and WON'T be picked all the TIME he is SIGNING songs like that.
ME and BIG Hilda couldn't BELIEVE that but BEFORE we could ASK my SAUCE if there was any NEW singings PLANNED he DASHED out of the CLIFTONVILLE into the THRONGING masses of George STREET.