MASSIVE team news FOR tomorrow (AND new manager NEWS)

[Ernest]

JUST back FROM my Friday ASSASINATION with my sauce in the CLIFTONVILLE . I was A bit worried I had BEEN sussed out as I was getting FUNNY looks walking up George St despite being dressed CONSERVATORY and not WEARING my new ELASCITATED jeans or wearing my PYJAMAS and thought someone was TRYING to OUT me.

DESPITE this and over a FULL English including BLACK pudding my TOP secret SNOUT whispered to me with a MOUTHFUL of sausage one WORD and one WORD only about tomorrow 'VINCENTELOT'.

Whether this MEANS he is in the SQUAD or not I don't KNOW but my SAUCE refused to SAY anymore.

As he LEFT me to enjoy the REMAINS of my full ENGLISH he discreetly PLACED a Ladbrokes betting slip IN my hand and on it WAS written 'Neil WANROCK will be the NEW Leeds manager', but take that information for what it IS.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Cliftonville MASSIVE

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

FIRST with the NEWS as ALWAYS.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

This is all too much for me. A lie down and a KitKat are in order I fear.

 

[Laridae]

I genuinely look forward to Friday's and Ernest's reports.

Keep 'em coming!

 

[Steve Foster]

MASSIVE news. SEAGULLS are playing a game of football against TRACTORS on Saturday.
Will the SEAGULLS take flight or will the combine harvestors maul them?

BHA v Ipswich Town - Score Predictor

 

[leigull]

Thank you AGAIN Ernest for being BRAVE enough to bring us the BIG news, FIRST. I wouldn't be SURPRISED if it WAS Andy Naylor behind THE attempt to EXPOSE you and YOUR sauce

 

[Peter Grummit]

That BREKKIE needs some serious SAUCE

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

I reckon its NAYLOR that's on your case.

 

[Originunknown]

I am going LARGE on VINCENTELOT to score ANYTIME

 

[sydney]

i heard that gregory and williams are OUT tomorrow ,not sure WHY....?

 

[Commander]

Come on someone has to BITE

 

[The Large One]

Ernest's SAUCE isn't on AN exclusive ARRANGEMENT...

 

[Muzzy]

I bet Sheffield United fans won't be happy if that appt happens?


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[narly101]

Afternoon Ernest. Always a pleasure, never a chore.

 

[Sausage]

DESPITE this and over a FULL English including BLACK pudding my TOP secret SNOUT whispered to me with a MOUTHFUL of sausage one WORD and one WORD only about tomorrow 'VINCENTELOT'.

A mouthful of WHAT?

You DIRTY bastards.

 

[dadams2k11]

I genuinely look forward to Friday's and Ernest's reports.

Keep 'em coming!

This. Just some ARM less FUN. Keep up the INSIDE info.

 

[CheeseRolls]

The people demand blood and Ernest delivers via his slices of BLACK pudding.

Is there a book open on the identity of Ernest's snout ? A combination of hot inside information and a mouthful of sausage, must surely narrow down the field a little.

 

[LadySeagull]

The people demand blood and Ernest delivers via his slices of BLACK pudding.

Is there a book open on the identity of Ernest's snout ? A combination of hot inside information and a mouthful of sausage, must surely narrow down the field a little.

We could start one - a bit like finding out who the Stig was!

Anyway I will have a punt. I reckon Ernest's SAUCE is the cheery but creepily weird-looking old BEGGAR chappie who hangs around down that END of George Street, with a flat cap with a TOY dog SELLOTAPED to the top of it. Anyone who has been in Sports Dreams or thereabouts recently WILL know the guy I MEAN and he's there so often he must pick up a TIP or two, of either variety.

A cunning disguise for a SNOUT - or is that YOU Ernest?!

 

[John Bumlick]

The people demand blood and Ernest delivers via his slices of BLACK pudding.

Is there a book open on the identity of Ernest's snout ? A combination of hot inside information and a mouthful of sausage, must surely narrow down the field a little.

the only thing we know about the snout is his/her codename: Deep Finger