MASSIVE breaking NEWS

[Ernest]

Gordon GREER has RECOVERED from his ELBOW injury and RETURNS to skipper the team TOMORROW.

Apologies for the BREVITY of my info but MY snout is occupied on other MATTERS today.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Thanks for keeping us up on the Info Ernest, as always. Aprecciated.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

What a bag of shite.

 

[Everest]

What a bag of shite.

Oh I dunno, I think Greer's better than that.

 

[OSRGull]

Oh dear.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I was wondering what your SAUCES were saying. How is the WETHERSPOONS anyway? Bet its BUZZING. Did your SNOUT have any more info on VICENTELOT?

 

[Ernest]

I was wondering what your SAUCES were saying. How is the WETHERSPOONS anyway? Bet its BUZZING. Did your SNOUT have any more info on VICENTELOT?

The CLUB has closed it's LEGS and getting ANY info out is HARDER than GETTING a fiver out of Dick Tights WALLET

 

[Moshe Gariani]

I was wondering what your SAUCES were saying. How is the WETHERSPOONS anyway? Bet its BUZZING. Did your SNOUT have any more info on VICENTELOT?

THIS. After his recent OUTING on the subs' bench I am very hopeful we will see BIFFEMPTY in full flight.

 

[Steve Foster]

& We are going to score, score, score, I tell you!

Peterborough v BHA - Score Predictor

 

[seagullondon]

The CLUB has closed it's LEGS and getting ANY info out is HARDER than GETTING a fiver out of Dick Tights WALLET

Or HARDER than SHOVING a FIVER up your ARS

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

& We are going to score, score, score, I tell you!

Peterborough v BHA - Score Predictor

No we wont

Leics
Birmingham
Watford
Saints
Middboro
Reading
Cov

Have a guess how many we scored (or tried to) in those games...