Marvellous Indian Takeaway Name

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Got a flyer/menu through the letterbox yesterday for a splendidly-named (new?) curry house at 166 Lewes Road, Brighton (01273 690390).

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

Balti Towers

 

[Gully]

There is a sandwich delivery company in my area, the type that goes round trading estates/office blocks in a van, they are called Noshers...I wonder if they just provide sandwiches!

 

[Kenneth Wattle]

...there's a sandwich shop in Haywards Heath called Fine Baps. One of my favourites though is a fish and chip cafe opposite Waterloo station called Fishcoteque.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I used to see a builders van buzzing around Brighton alot.

Patel and Patel inc.

"You've tried the cowboys. Now try the Indians"

 

[Yorkie]

There was a handyman firm around Cleckheaton called 'Bodgit and Scarper'

They got plenty of work though.

 

[Buzzer]

On a slight tangent - the ones that annoy me are the ones that advertise themselves as caring lady funeral directors.

As opposed to what, I wonder?

 

[Kenneth Wattle]

There used to be a van going round Burgess Hill who were a sort of Dyno-rod company called "Turdbusters". The slogans on its van included

- You make them, we break them
- Your business is our business
- Your number 2's are our number 1 priority

classic!

 

[Bad Ash]

On a slight tangent - the ones that annoy me are the ones that advertise themselves as caring lady funeral directors.

As opposed to what, I wonder?

As was pointed out in another thread funeral directors are known to shag their clients, especially those who were once famous. I'm guessing the lady funeral directors don't do this.

 

[Buzzer]

As was pointed out in another thread funeral directors are known to shag their clients, especially those who were once famous. I'm guessing the lady funeral directors don't do this.

or if they do, then they're not selfish lovers but give as well as receive. Hmmm...good point, Ash.

 

[Ned]

As was pointed out in another thread funeral directors are known to shag their clients, especially those who were once famous. I'm guessing the lady funeral directors don't do this.

That's where rigor mortis comes into its own. Talk about a stiffy

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

When I had the misfortune to work in West Drayton once, the local ice cream van was called Mr Stiffy

 

[Gully]

THPP, that is pretty random...there used to be a chippy in Saafend called "Foo King Chip Shop", I kid you not!

 

[Lankyseagull]

Air Conditioning anyone?

 

[RexCathedra]

In Hingham, Massachusetts, you can buy your morning coffee at Brewed Awakening.

 

[Cian]

Theres a solicitors in Sligo called "Argue & Phibbs". Messrs Argue and Phibbs are both long dead but the current holders of the practice are still trading as it

 

[pasty]

Balti Towers

I aalso like the chinese in whitehawk. Po Sing

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Was overtaken recently by a chemical toilet emptying firm called Browns.

 

[Eric Potts]

There is a local dog walking firm , called "Woofters" : run by a chap who , i believe ,is unlikely to get married.

 

[Race]

...there's a sandwich shop in Haywards Heath called Fine Baps.

We drove past a shop in Southampton the other day called Nice Baps, made us giggle!

 

[scooter1]

In New York there is a chemical loo firm called The Royal Flush and their logo is a big playing card spade with the writing inside