Manbags

[The Large One]

The difference between a handbag and a manbag is...

Set yourself a challenge of finding some house keys sitting at the bottom of the bag. If you can find them in under ten minutes, it's a manbag.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

We have moved on from manBAGS. Its all about manPURSES now as Herr Tubthumper will confirm.

 

[Easy 10]

I happen to know that Hineys manbag was x-rayed at Eastleigh airport the other day. Amongst the contents were as follows:

A packet of wetwipes
Last weeks edition of 'Bella'
A novelty hairbrush in the shape of Garfield
A nail-file
50 Shades of Grey
A stick of Guyliner
A half a packet of immodium
A box of "Smints"
A sewing kit
A £15 gift voucher for Claire's Accessories
A signed photo of Philip Schofield
Three pegs

Why, Hiney ?

WHY ?

 

[Worthingite]

I happen to know that Hineys manbag was x-rayed at Eastleigh airport the other day. Amongst the contents was as follows:

A packet of wetwipes
Last weeks edition of 'Bella'
A novelty hairbrush in the shape of Garfield
A nail-file
50 Shades of Grey
A stick of Guyliner
A half a packet of immodium
A box of "Smints"
A sewing kit
A £15 gift voucher for Claire's Accessories
A signed photo of Philip Schofield
Three pegs

Why, Hiney ?

WHY ?

The pegs.....It's ALWAYS the bloody pegs. Why do women keep them in their bag??

 

[Aadam]

You will all be DELIGHTED to know that I got a most delightful MANBAG for my birthday yesterday.

I am now the very picture of suave sophistication

I love that you have the same picture on your desk. And what a delightful manbag you have.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

We have moved on from manBAGS. Its all about manPURSES now as Herr Tubthumper will confirm.

You are of course correct. The manbag debate is over, the modern man needs a bag to carry his stuff in. End of. And the only way to carry money related items such as cards, receipts, coins, and other card or cash related crap is in a manpurse. And before anyone says it's gay mine is black, leather and made by Porsche designs......can you get any more manly?

 

[jevs]

NSC legend and my all time hero sir jack straw has a very nice man bag. I was thinking of getting one like his but i didn't want to turn into a mincing chutney ferret....just like it's done to him !!!!!!

 

[Hiney]

You are of course correct. The manbag debate is over, the modern man needs a bag to carry his stuff in. End of. And the only way to carry money related items such as cards, receipts, coins, and other card or cash related crap is in a manpurse. And before anyone says it's gay mine is black, leather and made by Porsche designs......can you get any more manly?

But can you carry your FOOTBALL PROGRAMMES in a manpurse, keeping them flat and completely crease-free?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

But can you carry your FOOTBALL PROGRAMMES in a manpurse, keeping them flat and completely crease-free?

I carry a man bag as well; manpurse and programme go in the bag.