Superphil
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Manbags, well, should they be allowed, or not?
Hiney?
Hiney?
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Manbags
- Thread starter Superphil
- Start date
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,501
"What's that swinging over his arm
Is it a manbag
Is it a manbag?"
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
If a man in his day-to-day life needs to carry around more than he can fit in his pockets, then he is an effeminate MINCER who deserves all the ridicule he gets.
The exception to this is when going to meet the chaps for a game of 5 a-side or something, in which case, a decent sized sports bag is of course more than acceptable. But if the bag is of handbag proportions, and comes with a shoulder strap, then the equation is simple:
Man + bag = FAGGOT
And YES Jack Bauer. I'm including YOU, you f***ed-up, on-the-edge, semi-psychotic HOMO.
The exception to this is when going to meet the chaps for a game of 5 a-side or something, in which case, a decent sized sports bag is of course more than acceptable. But if the bag is of handbag proportions, and comes with a shoulder strap, then the equation is simple:
Man + bag = FAGGOT
And YES Jack Bauer. I'm including YOU, you f***ed-up, on-the-edge, semi-psychotic HOMO.
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,501
Easy 10 said:
Say if the manbag was solely for the purpose of carrying one's coat....would that be unacceptable too?
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Yes. Yes it would.edna krabappel said:Say if the manbag was solely for the purpose of carrying one's coat....would that be unacceptable too?
If its cold, wear a coat. If its not, then leave the house out WITHOUT one for christs sake. Thats what people used to do isn't it ? Its exactly because of this indecisive kind of dithering "shall I shan't I" attitude that we lost the War on Terror you know.
NMH
Banned
What about a briefcase or a satchel.
These are accessories that all you mincing closet benders can wear with impugnity
:safeway
These are accessories that all you mincing closet benders can wear with impugnity
:safeway
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,501
Ah. I see what you're saying.
So- for example- what would you think of a man who took something like THIS to a place like...Leyton Orient, let's say? To carry his COAT in?
So- for example- what would you think of a man who took something like THIS to a place like...Leyton Orient, let's say? To carry his COAT in?
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I would think that that man was a deeply troubled and disturbed individual, who was inducing an unfortunate side-effect of attracting dubious bearded men with questionable intentions.edna krabappel said:Ah. I see what you're saying.
So- for example- what would you think of a man who took something like THIS to a place like...Leyton Orient, let's say? To carry his COAT in?
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,501
He'd hidden it in his coat pocket by the time we saw him at the station on the way home.
Not quickly enough to escape the personal attention of several songs while waiting for the train though
Not quickly enough to escape the personal attention of several songs while waiting for the train though
I shall address this TRAVESTY in the morning
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
f*** me this was posted when you got home
Dont you people sleep!
Dont you people sleep!
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
edna krabappel said:
"What's that swinging between his legs?
Is it a monster
Is it a monster?"
Edna!!!!
Fourteenth Eye
Face for Radio
I must say that the aforemented manbag did make a rather splendid hat
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 71,909
edna krabappel said:Ah. I see what you're saying.
So- for example- what would you think of a man who took something like THIS to a place like...Leyton Orient, let's say? To carry his COAT in?
Bloke on the left seems particularly PERPLEXED by the concept of the man-bag.
Should have stuck to a tried, trusted and manly SUSSEX STATIONERS carrier bag.
Gritt23
New member
Easy 10 said:I would think that that man was a deeply troubled and disturbed individual, who was inducing an unfortunate side-effect of attracting dubious bearded men with questionable intentions.
At first glance I thought that "dubious bearded man" was you!
You will all be delighted to know that the above MANBAG is to be retired, having brought me nothing but TROUBLE every time I bring it out.
The final straw came when I INDIGNANTLY showed Mrs Hiney the DEFAMATORY remarks by some posters, and she agreed that I AM, in fact, an EFFEMINATE MINCER who should 'carry your stuff in your pocket you POOF!'
The final straw came when I INDIGNANTLY showed Mrs Hiney the DEFAMATORY remarks by some posters, and she agreed that I AM, in fact, an EFFEMINATE MINCER who should 'carry your stuff in your pocket you POOF!'
The Large One
Who's Next?
If it pleases the House, I would very much like to be seen to be associated with the comments of the aforementioned Mrs Hiney.
You 24-carat BENNY, Hiney.
You even had to have the indignity of having your son listen to the grief you knew would be foisted upon you. What kind of father does that to his poor child? You absolute monster.
You 24-carat BENNY, Hiney.
You even had to have the indignity of having your son listen to the grief you knew would be foisted upon you. What kind of father does that to his poor child? You absolute monster.
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The Large One said:If it pleases the House, I would very much like to be seen to be associated with the comments of the aforementioned Mrs Hiney.
You 24-carat f***ing BENNY, Hiney.
You even had to have the indignity of having your son listen to the grief you knew would be foisted upon you. What kind of father does that to his poor child? You monster.
Yeah - and whatever happened to family loyalty?
He was JOINING IN with a lot of the abuse and wasn't slow in joining in the slaughter at home either.
Bastard!
Got your tickets for The Who at The Rose Bowl btw?
The Large One
Who's Next?
No, but I've got them for The Albert Hall next month.
Without Manbags.
Without Manbags.