Make way Seagulls Party for the big boys

[Ernest]

After the Seagulls Party's DISMAL failure to secure any votes in the council election , it is now time for my BIG clunking fist to enter local politics and I can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that I have been NOMINATED by the Brighton Republican Army to stand for Mayor of Brighton and Hove.
I have been working day and NIGHT on my vote WINNING manifesto and here is the first peek at it.
Firstly I will etnically CLEANSE Brighton & Hove of anyone not born in this fair city and you either have the choice of MOVING out or paying TRIPLE council tax which will go to PAYING for the new Ernest Stadium where Brighton and Hove Albion will be playing.
I have identified a PRIME city site for the Ernest Stadium and it is MOST surprising that the potless pillock Dick Tight never saw its POTENTIAL.
I will knock down the Royal Pavilion, The Dome, Corn Exchange and that is where the Ernest Stadium will stand ERECT and proud and lets face it the Pavilion has been there for so many years if you haven't visited it now then tough f***ing luck.
I will reinstate immigration patrols at Brighton station and the pylons to keep out all stag/hen parties and anyone coming to my city to BESMIRCH its name and I will also REFUSE permission to enter to anyone called Tarquin or Quentin and the like who sit in pubs with goatee beards reading the Independant and who have never done a days work in their life.
I will make a PROMISE that queuing TIMES in Wetherspoons will be 2 minutes or less or your ale will be free and I will close down any pubs or clubs that CATER for the degenerates that have made Brighton their home but not for much longer.
It is time to think of the FUTURE and make Brighton the home for Brightonians and STOP all these IDIOTS from London coming down here to sit in Starbucks and talk SHITE.

Vote for the NEW mayor of Brighton

Vote for the Brighton Republican Army

Vote for Ernest

 

[Deleted User X18H]

This is the most fantastic Post I have ever read.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I fully expect to see a splinter group forming, when BRA stumbles along voteless.

Brighton's Original Obsequious BullshitterS

BOOBS.

 

[Bluejuice]

Hmm, I quite like our Pavilion, but otherwise that's a manifesto I LIKEY LOTSLY

 

[Statto]

I fully expect to see a splinter group forming, when BRA stumbles along voteless.

Brighton's Original Obsequious BullshitterS

BOOBS.

 

[pasty]

Firstly I will etnically CLEANSE Brighton & Hove of anyone not born in this fair city

This town, is coming like a ghost town
All the clubs have been closed down
This place, is coming like a ghost town
Bands won't play no more
too much fighting on the dance floor

Do you remember the good old days
Before the ghost town?
We danced and sang,
And the music played inna de boomtown

This town, is coming like a ghost town
Why must the youth fight against themselves?
Government leaving the youth on the shelf
This place, is coming like a ghost town
No job to be found in this country
Can't go on no more
The people getting angry

This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town

 

[wehatepalace]

Does this mean the end of ARS I cannot join BRA

 

[dougdeep]

 

[cannedheat]

Spoken like a gentleman .

You really have to be true Brighton and Hove to understand Mayor Ernest points.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I wasn't born here, but my mother and father were as was my brother. Do I get any special council tax rebate as it wasn't my fault my stupid father got a job up north? If not I'll just move to Adur.

 

[clippedgull]

Fantastic!

Give Brighton back to us Brightonians!

VIVA LA BRIGHTONIA

 

[Goodfella]

You really have to be true Brighton and Hove to understand Mayor Ernest points.

I'm Brighton born & bred, and i dont understand a f***ing word he babbles on about.

 

[Ernest]

I'm Brighton born & bred, and i dont understand a f***ing word he babbles on about.

Triple council tax for you

 

[Goodfella]

Triple council tax for you

I understand that, and all i have to say is :

BOLLOCKS!!

 

[surrey jim]

Sir Ernest you talk sense,

but however your talk of banning hen parties fom Brighton will severly restrict some weekend talent at the bars and clubs, please ensure they will be a stream of high quality women available

 

[surrey jim]

your just worried bout triple council tax you cockney

 

[KNC]

I'm a bit concerned about your 'big clunking fist', entering politicians.

 

[ditchy]

Ernest i will so vote for you ..

 

[Blackadder]

Does this mean the end of ARS I cannot join BRA

If you try hard you will get ARS into BRA.

 

[DIFFBROOK]

Yep Ernest for mayor.

I take it that you dont mind ex Brightonians coming to visit B&H, or coming back to live. No charge is there?

I was born and Bred in Brighton