Looking for a place to rent??

[Big Rob]

We have a double room avaliable, In centre of Hove, 5 mins from station, shared house with other Brighton fans, No deposit req. Interested? contact me on seagulls100@aol.com, or reply to this post.

 

[Pikey]

Silent Bob is instrested. As long as you have to share the same bed.

 

[Gerbil]

You wouldn't be.

There's no wheels on it

 

[Del Boy]

Neale_Coopers_Barmy_Army is also available for rent, Comes with wife!! (however wife cum's with anyone)

 

[The Keeper]

I happen to know the people who own this house, and they are true Brighton fans.

This is a genuine offer so all you sad wankers stop taking the piss

 

[Del Boy]

I happen to know the people who own this house, and they are true Brighton fans.

This is a genuine offer so all you sad wankers stop taking the piss

It's a message board not a f***ing advertising site.

 

[The Keeper]

It's a message board not a f***ing advertising site.

The fella is looking for a lodger and thought it would be good if he was a fellow Albion fan, so he asked on here.

Whats wrong with that?

 

[Del Boy]

Whats wrong with that?

YOU - "so all you sad wankers stop taking the piss"

It's always going to happen on a message board like this!

 

[The Keeper]

Uncle Buck,

Do you know who this is ?

 

[Gully]

Can't think of anything better than lodging with fellow Albion fans, would be excellent following a victory and someone to console and share the misery with (far better than sharing with supporters of anyone else, who would probably just take the p!$$).

 

[Gully]

...if we lost!

 

[Silent Bob]

Silent Bob is instrested. As long as you have to share the same bed.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

How much a month?

 

[Big Rob]

£360 A MONTH, JUST NEED TO SUPPLY YOUR OWN BEER!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Uncle Buck,

Do you know who this is ?

No, but then the number of people I have spoken to or offended when drunk (or sober) is so high that I need a clue.....

 

[Big Rob]

CLUE 1 IM NOT BIG ROB, CLUE 2 IS YOU TRIED TO RIP A FELLOW BRIGHTON AND ENGLAND FAN OFF FOR WALES AWAY? TUT TUT TUT

 

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Kinky Gerbil's arse is up for rent

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

!!!!

 

[Del Boy]

Kinky Gerbil's arse is up for rent

Is he available this friday?

 

[Strike]

Wish I could go for it, but parents would go nuts, as they want me to get a flat via a housing assocation or council (as they have been ripped off by private rent things in past), even if it is in Crawley. Plus only got part time work, so would not get it unless the council would let me have housing benefit so rents low.