Liverpool fans gather outside court to boo assault victims

[Simster]

Liverpool fans gather outside court to boo assault victims


A crowd of around one hundred football fans has gathered outside of Liverpool Crown court this morning to jeer victims of crime as they make their way in to attend trials.

It is believed that the fans hit on the idea after the enjoyment derived from booing Manchester United’s Patrice Evra at the weekend.

Evra had the audacity to be racially abused, and Liverpool fans have decided to extend the booing activity to victims of physical assault, too.

“Evra thought he was being clever reporting racist abuse, but nobody likes a grass and we showed him exactly what we thought of him.” said one Liverpool fan, who was bright enough to remain anonymous.

“But then we thought why stop there? There are all sorts of people around who report burglaries and violent crimes every day, so a group of us decided to head down to court this morning and, oh hold on, here comes somebody who was left partially sighted after an unprovoked assault in a nightclub – BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

Liverpool fans abuse
Some of the victims on the receiving end of the jeering have been left visibly upset but Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish dismissed the incident as “a bit of banter”.

“I’ve been booed before, it’s part of the game and you just have to deal with it.”

“Our fans have been terrific all season, it’s unfortunate that those rape victims were left in tears, but I don’t think anybody overstepped the mark.”

 

[Rohana]

Anybody know what Gus has to say about this?

 

[The Wizard]

Worth a chuckle

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Liverpool fans are the worst.

 

[tottenhamseagull]

Looking forward to our trip to Klanfield!!

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Shock as moron discovered in 45,000 capacity football stadium

Top 10 football chants that fans now fear could disappear.

We hate stereotypes
The ref is only human
We wholeheartedly endorse the concept of a multicultural society
Where your wife takes it is none of our business.
We don’t feel threatened by homosexuality
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, the opposing manager is great at kids parties.
We don’t particularly agree with that substitution, but you’re the boss.
Stand up if you think that women deserve equal pay
Oooooooooooooooooo, great goal kick aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
If you support same sex marriage clap your hands

 

[Badger]

Following on from:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/evra-gets-24%11hour-protection-from-cheeky-scouse-wit-201201274823/

Evra gets 24-hour protection from cheeky Scouse wit
27-01-12
PATRICE Evra has hired bodyguards to deal with loveable Liverpool rogues good-naturedly threatening to kill him.

Evra will benefit from armed 'hilarity co-ordinators'
Liverpool are set to host Manchester United tomorrow afternoon in a cup tie that has promised such high levels of humorous banter that all police leave in the region has been cancelled.

Members of the general public living near the ground have been warned that there may be random outbreaks of large groups of men just having a bit of a laugh and a joke. Police have also stated that a badly-aimed chorus of Ferry Across The Mersey can have somebody’s eye out.

Evra said: “Smalling and Jones are going to be replaced by ex-SAS officers to try and fend off the thousands of fans that might want to run onto the pitch to share a delicious bon mot whilst spitting playfully in my face.

“Games between Liverpool and United are always highly witty affairs but this one has the potential to be dangerously hilarious.”

Evra will be targeted by Liverpool’s 40,000 jokers during the match after he provoked Luis Suarez by being present during their previous game against each other, a fact that many fans are expected to remind him of using a variety of colourful phrases.

The kick off has been moved to 1245 in a bid to reduce the amount of ‘joviality juice’ the Liverpool fans can manage to consume before the game and the United fans will remain in the ground for an hour after the game ends to ensure their sides aren’t split with mirth on the way to the train station.

Evra added: “The fans may also wish to remember that I’m French. I’m sure they can do something with that.”

 

[Randsta]

Was this a quote from Gus “Our fans have been terrific all season, it’s unfortunate that those rape victims were left in tears, but I don’t think anybody overstepped the mark.”

 

[Gangsta]

Shock as moron discovered in 45,000 capacity football stadium

Top 10 football chants that fans now fear could disappear.

We hate stereotypes
The ref is only human
We wholeheartedly endorse the concept of a multicultural society
Where your wife takes it is none of our business.
We don’t feel threatened by homosexuality
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, the opposing manager is great at kids parties.
We don’t particularly agree with that substitution, but you’re the boss.
Stand up if you think that women deserve equal pay
Oooooooooooooooooo, great goal kick aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
If you support same sex marriage clap your hands

The above. To which you could add: Shock of racist found in North of England.

 

[sydney]

reality check coming up laughing boys.:

really think the whole racism shit trip should be dropped both for the sake of the game in general and your safe return from the land of our kid.

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

Shock as moron discovered in 45,000 capacity football stadium

Top 10 football chants that fans now fear could disappear.

We hate stereotypes
The ref is only human
We wholeheartedly endorse the concept of a multicultural society
Where your wife takes it is none of our business.
We don’t feel threatened by homosexuality
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, the opposing manager is great at kids parties.
We don’t particularly agree with that substitution, but you’re the boss.
Stand up if you think that women deserve equal pay
Oooooooooooooooooo, great goal kick aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
If you support same sex marriage clap your hands

This actually made me laugh out loud and spit my coffee everywhere. Bloody good show