cornish seagull
cornish seagull
Going to band practice tomorrow night and Drummer is ardent Liverpool fan and will being taking the 'piss' out of me all night! Just simple one 'liners' will do! I just want to come away with 'dignity'!
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Liverpool and drummer jokes please!
- Thread starter cornish seagull
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banjo
GOSBTS
• What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
• What has three legs and an asshole?
A drum stool.
What is the difference between a bad drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
A drummer.
• What has three legs and an asshole?
A drum stool.
What is the difference between a bad drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Butch Willykins
Well-known member
Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged
Because if it walked it would be mugged
FLOG GNAW
Banned
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A. You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
A. You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
Q. How do you know if a drummer's platform is level?
A. The drool comes out of both sides of his mouth.
A. The drool comes out of both sides of his mouth.
Raleigh Chopper
New member
Hello Cornish enjoyed the Watering hole on sunday (well sort of)
Anyway, it was so cold in Liverpool recently that a scouser was seen with his hands in his own pockets.
Anyway, it was so cold in Liverpool recently that a scouser was seen with his hands in his own pockets.
cornish seagull
cornish seagull
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My friend that was brilliant and it was great seeing you down the 'hole' I will certainly use this one.. Will let you know when we are 'gigging' Prob in March.
Raleigh Chopper
New member
Okey dokey
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
Just keep asking him if he has started yet as you can't hear him
Superphil
Dismember
I see Suggs has replaced his bass player and drummer with musicians from ethnic minorities in order to give his band a more multicultural feel.
It's Madness gone politically correct.
It's Madness gone politically correct.
PaoloRossiJohnson
Member
How do you know when a drummer's at the door?
Cos he knocks 4 times but doesn't know when to come in......
Ba dum tshhhhh........
Being a drummer meself, I've had these for years!!
If you Google "drummer jokes", you'll find whole websites dedicated to them!
Cos he knocks 4 times but doesn't know when to come in......
Ba dum tshhhhh........
Being a drummer meself, I've had these for years!!
If you Google "drummer jokes", you'll find whole websites dedicated to them!