Lindsey Dawn MacKenzie in Brighton this Saturday

[Safeway]

It's true. Having a flick the The Sport in the barber's yesterday and saw an advert saying that LDM and her sister are appearing at the private shop in Surrey Street this Saturday.

Sod the football, I'm off to have my bollocks signed.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Sweet and just round the corner from the Duke too....

 

[Braders]

get them to come to the NSC bash !

 

[REDLAND]

get them to come to the NSC bash !

Now thats a marvellous idea

 

[Vinyl Richie]

I litterally bumped into NO OTHER THAN JOE MANGLE HIMSELF!!!! Mark Little this morning approximately 1 hour ago as I was running ridiculously late

 

[trueblue]

Did he sign your bollocks?

 

[Robbo]

Sod the football, I'm off to have my bollocks signed.

Are they both bringing thier MICRO-PENS with them then you SLICENUT??

 

[Safeway]

f*** you Robbo, you HORSE.

 

[Robbo]

hung like a horse, or HORSE??

 

[looney]

she's got to be the ugliest girl ever blessed with big tits, I'd rather have Braders7 sign my nads...if he could write, or have opposing digits to hold a pen.

 

[alan partridge]

she's got to be the ugliest girl ever blessed with big tits, I'd rather have Braders7 sign my nads...if he could write, or have opposing digits to hold a pen.

f*** it, i'm going to agree with looney. she is a horse of a woman and her sacks are like, well, sacks

and she is going to be in the private shop in surrey street...wow she really plays all the big venues these days

 

[Weezle]

I met her at Bora Bora in Ibiza this summer.

Nice girl but common as much and ugly as sin and her tits? Well, they just look stupid! Her poor back!

I'm so (2 faced!)

 

[Brighton Jock]

She is ugly, but you'd still like to get them out, wouldn't you ?

 

[Citrus]

Picture anyone? I've never heard of her!

 

[alan partridge]

Picture anyone? I've never heard of her!

nononono don't open that can of saggy tits

 

[berkshire seagull]

She got huge tits and didn't she go out with that beppe in eastenders.

I would stick my big juicy sausage up her both ways

 

[bhaexpress]

She got huge tits and didn't she go out with that beppe in eastenders.

I would stick my big juicy sausage up her both ways

Yes but, Berks, be honest, doesn't that last sentance apply to 99% of the female population as far as you're concerned ?

 

[Crawley Boy]

 

[Mr Popkins]

you dont look at the mantlepeice when your poking the fire!

 

[alan partridge]

that mantlepiece would poke your eye out AND do your back in