Lets Gues The Argus' Lame April Fools Day Joke

[Mr Burns]

Or Guess even!!

I think it'll be pitch is too short or narrow and a stand or two has to be knocked down and rebuilt

 

[The Large One]

The away end at Falmer will be lit in the visiting team's colours.

Or has that one been done already?

 

[seagullondon]

they will tell us we have agreed a deal to sign lua lua

 

[dingodan]

We are gonna have a multi-millionaire long time supporter as chairman, a new 22.5k seater stadium costing £100M, Gus Poyet as manager, and then get promoted as Champions.

If only.

Wait a minute...

:albion1:

 

[Sam Ovett]

I agree it would have something to do with the Amex and something being wrong.

 

[Bones]

Ashley Barnes has been loaned to Whitehawk as he's not good enough

Or

Glen Murray has been sold to Barrow because he is not a 20 goal a season striker

What do I win!!!

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Bill Archer to officially open The Amex

 

[Bones]

Tony Bloom declares himself broke.

 

[dingodan]

Delay with the Amex. A consortium of Bats are holding a "hang-in" in protest. We will be groundsharing at Palace next season.

 

[Giraffe]

Coldean estate is going to be bulldozed to provide car parking for 22,500 people at Falmer.

 

[Mr Burns]

Ashley Barnes has been loaned to Whitehawk as he's not good enough

Or

Glen Murray has been sold to Barrow because he is not a 20 goal a season striker

What do I win!!!

A new personality?

 

[Giraffe]

The corners of the ground have been left empty to house giant fans that will blow away the far too regular fog/mist. The FA are concerned though that players health may be effected. Robbie Savage is already quoted as saying that it presents a problem for his hair.

 

[Kazenga <3]

Poyet's Amex office has become inhabited by bats who have DEFILED the flooring and walls.

 

[mona]

Greg Stanley - the boss of both Archer and Bullshitti - has decided to stop supporting Chelski and has got 1901 membership.

 

[Bones]

A new personality?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

West Pier to be saved by the West Pier Trust

 

[brakespear]

Palace to groundshare at Falmer

 

[Mr Burns]

Andy Naylor wins sports Jurno of the year

 

[Acker79]

As colin murray exclusively revealed on his radio show, the albion are facing a 10 point deduction, however, because the FA deemed the challenge of the decision by the club frivolous, the punishment has been doubled and we're facing a 20 point deduction.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Whatever it is can't be any more bizarre than today's billboard: 'FREE SECATEURS FOR EVERY READER'