Les Dawson Appreciation Thread

[Man of Harveys]

"I finally heard some applause from a bald man and said 'thank you for clapping me' and he said 'I'm not clapping - I'm slapping me head to keep awake.'"

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I was in the hallway and I bumped into xxxx and he, himself, personally...ignored me.

 

[Guinness Boy]

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask her for sex she objects.

 

[Man of Harveys]

"My mother in law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

 

[Bry Nylon]

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Isn't that Big "backstick, early doors" Ron Atkinson?

 

[Trufflehound]

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

 

[Buzzer]

Les Dawson was a comedy genius.

 

[jakes right boot]

Knickers, Knackers, Knockers

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Especially when he played the piano!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZh8LJOy4xI&feature=PlayList&p=61AE0F664249680B&index=0

 

[Buzzer]

My wife and I were going to send her mother on holiday this year but we can't afford the BLANK.

 

[John Boy]

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

One of my fav jokes

 

[Bry Nylon]

My wife and I were going to send her mother on holiday this year but we can't afford the BLANK.

Urm, is it 'haggage handlers,' Les?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Les Dawson is our MD.