Last Sausage Roll

[Coleby1007]

Ive just returned from lunch after walking down to the local bakery for some lunch. As i queued up i noticed the man standing in front of me was no other than our very own 'Former Dutch Marine'

When i saw who it was i congratulated him on his season before he ordered his lunch. He ordered 2 sausage rolls and went on his way. When i ordered my sausage roll i was shocked to find out that Michel had taken the last sausage rolls.
I was absolutely gutted as I had been looking forward to it all day and had to make do with a cheese roll.

In other news he was strolling round in his Brighton tracksuit. Abit strange but what an absolute legend. Im sure i can find it in my heart to forgive him.

 

[brighton_haha]

Must have been Haywards Heath then as I saw the same chap in said tracksuit.

Although when I saw him, he was peering through the window of Costa Coffee.......

 

[whitelion]

Must have been Haywards Heath then as I saw the same chap in said tracksuit.

Although when I saw him, he was peering through the window of Costa Coffee.......

He didn't snaffle the last skinny latte?

 

[Sheebo]

Must have been Haywards Heath then as I saw the same chap in said tracksuit.

Although when I saw him, he was peering through the window of Costa Coffee.......

Call yourself a football fan and you didn't recognise the former best goalkeeper in Sussex? Twat.

 

[seagullondon]

i was in the forfars the other day in kemptown and guess who was in the queue in front of me. none other than long throw machine kerry MAYO. We had a little chat about SAUCES and then he went to order 2 GINGERbread men and to my dissapointment when i went to order my treat there were no GINGERbread men left so i got a doughnut

 

[gjh1971]

Ive just returned from lunch after walking down to the local bakery for some lunch. As i queued up i noticed the man standing in front of me was no other than our very own 'Former Dutch Marine'

When i saw who it was i congratulated him on his season before he ordered his lunch. He ordered 2 sausage rolls and went on his way. When i ordered my sausage roll i was shocked to find out that Michel had taken the last sausage rolls.
I was absolutely gutted as I had been looking forward to it all day and had to make do with a cheese roll.

In other news he was strolling round in his Brighton tracksuit. Abit strange but what an absolute legend. Im sure i can find it in my heart to forgive him.

Did he drop the sausage rolls and then start blaming the people behind him in the queue?

 

[Marc1901]

Not as good as my story!

I said hello to Zoe Ball today in Churchill Square.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

i was in the forfars the other day in kemptown and guess who was in the queue in front of me. none other than long throw machine kerry MAYO. We had a little chat about SAUCES and then he went to order 2 GINGERbread men and to my dissapointment when i went to order my treat there were no GINGERbread men left so i got a doughnut

f***ing Forfars!
What You doing giving them shysters money?

 

[brakespear]

Did he drop the sausage rolls and then start blaming the people behind him in the queue?

 

[Nottseagull]

Must have been Haywards Heath then as I saw the same chap in said tracksuit.

He states his location as Lancing and said walking down to the local bakery.
So, I deduce he must have travelled from one town to t'other. Do you agree, Holmes?

 

[BensGrandad]

Most mornings FDM gets his rolls and coffee at the Gourmet Sandwich Bar in Boltro Rd Haywards Heath. Talking of stalkers has Elliott Bennett got a black Audi with a number plate ELB or EL8 as I was held up in traffic going up South Rd HH and stopped to let a car come out of Haywards Rd (Iceland ) and turn right and it looked like our winged maestro driving.

 

[Twizzle]

f***ing Forfars!
What You doing giving them shysters money?

Really. Surely there was a better purveyor of baked goods close my somewhere?

 

[generation x]

Last week I saw Casper, Charlie & Dick in Costa Coffee, George Street, Hove.

Do I win a prize for not making a smutty joke out of this fact?

 

[Notters]

i was in the forfars the other day in kemptown and guess who was in the queue in front of me. none other than long throw machine kerry MAYO. We had a little chat about SAUCES and then he went to order 2 GINGERbread men and to my dissapointment when i went to order my treat there were no GINGERbread men left so i got a doughnut

Only JCLs shop in forfars.