Lady Hull fan's reaction to our stewards

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I was told this by a Hull-supporting mate who visited Withers on Friday. He was sitting near a girl who arrived in her seat before the game with a portion of chips, then was told that she'd have to surrender her plastic fork to a steward because "she might throw it on the pitch."

I'm told she replied: "Who the f*** do you think I am, Fatima Whitbread?"

 

[Bwian]

I was told this by a Hull-supporting mate who visited Withers on Friday. He was sitting near a girl who arrived in her seat before the game with a portion of chips, then was told that she'd have to surrender her plastic fork to a steward because "she might throw it on the pitch."

I'm told she replied: "Who the f*** do you think I am, Fatima Whitbread?"

If true that is a quality reply

*awaits our forked crusader to wake up*

 

[Del Boy]

Quality!

 

[B.M.F]

I would have told the steward to fork off

 

[Beach Hut]

How stupid is that and we pay these people to be stewards as well - FFS

 

[Bakesy]

She must have brought it with her...........we don't have forks at withers.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

 

[SurreySeagulls]

She would have never been able to throw it from the away stand!!!!

 

[bhaexpress]

She should be made to fork out for another. Good come back to an uttely stupid remark though.

 

[Gully]

If she can hit the pitch from the away stand I insist she is sent to the Commonwealth Games with a javellin.

 

[perseus]

I was told this by a Hull-supporting mate who visited Withers on Friday. He was sitting near a girl who arrived in her seat before the game with a portion of chips, then was told that she'd have to surrender her plastic fork to a steward because "she might throw it on the pitch."

I'm told she replied: "Who the f*** do you think I am, Fatima Whitbread?"

Quality

 

[Redhead]

She'd have to break the forking world record to reach the hammer net

 

[The British National Party]

I was told this by a Hull-supporting mate who visited Withers on Friday. He was sitting near a girl who arrived in her seat before the game with a portion of chips, then was told that she'd have to surrender her plastic fork to a steward because "she might throw it on the pitch."

I'm told she replied: "Who the f*** do you think I am, Fatima Whitbread?"

Bullshit. So he was happy to let her sit down with chips but not eat them with a fork, how was she meant to eat? dunk her head into the chips like a armless person.

You're a billy bullshiter.

 

[bhaexpress]

Re: Re: Lady Hull fan's reaction to our stewards

Bullshit. So he was happy to let her sit down with chips but not eat them with a fork, how was she meant to eat? dunk her head into the chips like a armless person.

You're a billy bullshiter.

What makes you say that ?

 

[Eggmundo]

sounds dubious I agree but if it's true then...

 

[trueblue]

It's a good gag even if it's not true. A good little Withdean legend.

 

[The British National Party]

Re: Re: Re: Lady Hull fan's reaction to our stewards

What makes you say that ?

The fact he's bullshitting. No way would any steward take a plastic fork of anyone. It's so far fetched it's unreal. You've got more chance of seeing an alien land on the withdean pitch than that happening.

 

[Stoaty Ferret]

Well we had Iain Dowie down here the other week...

 

[JJ McClure]

I don't believe it, someone from Hull was refined enough to use a fork

 

[bailey]

whether it's true or not it is dead funny