Lady Gull

[Steve Foster]

I have the pleasure of Lady Gull tonight, watching the footie.
Sitting next to me, with half a bottle of wine.
Where should I be looking?

 

[dingodan]

not here u muppet.

 

[patchamalbion]

not here u muppet.

this

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Staring long-fully into her eyes

 

[Steve Foster]

Lady Gull has given me a very large glass of wine, but I want to watch the football?

 

[Hiney]

I have the pleasure of Lady Gull tonight, watching the footie.
Sitting next to me, with half a bottle of wine.
Where should I be looking?

Up her skirt, obviously.

 

[brakespear]

Pics or GTFO

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Lady Gull has given me a very large glass of wine, but I want to watch the football?

You'll have to multitask!

 

[stickboy]

Staring long-fully into her eyes

You haven't seen her

 

[Lady Gull]

Lol I suggest you watch the footie or your wife won't speak to me again!!!!

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

in yer pocket for ya wallet
or at an empty wine bottle

 

[Westdene Seagull]

*** in a Steptoe and Son type of voice ***

You DIRTY old man !

 

[Lady Gull]

in yer pocket for ya wallet
or at an empty wine bottle

Lolololol good answer bro xxxx

 

[Steve Foster]

I am trying to get Lady Gull to pose as per her avatar. Any ideas as to how I can trick her too.

 

[brakespear]

I am trying to get Lady Gull to pose as per her avatar. Any ideas as to how I can trick her too.

Glue 50p to the floor

 

[pipkin112]

I am trying to get Lady Gull to pose as per her avatar. Any ideas as to how I can trick her too.

Have a game of twister

 

[Lady Gull]

I think it would need to be a lot more than 50 pence!!!!!!

 

[upthealbion1970]

I am trying to get Lady Gull to pose as per her avatar. Any ideas as to how I can trick her too.

Rohypnol

 

[Steve Foster]

The good folk of NSC.

Do you think £2 will do it?

 

[Lady Gull]

Throw a bag of twig let's in and I might think about it!!!!!