Kev The Apes Teddy

[Turkey]

Did anyone see Kevs' teddy at West Ham?

 

[John Boy]

No- tell me more

 

[Biscuit]

 

[dougdeep]

Is that all he was wearing?

 

[Braders]

no missed out on that ?

 

[Rangdo]

I didn't know he had a fetish for ladies underwear

 

[Turkey]

No, no. It was a proper teddy bear!

The evil **** had stitched a badge to its belly!

 

[John Boy]

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Did anyone see Kevs' teddy at West Ham?

I did hear a rumour that he was seen kicking it up the road, after the match, screaming at it, "Slut!" Apparently he was heard threatening to banish it to the nimbys at Falmer and that he and his mum wouldn't visit it.

Did the poor bear look in the direction of Hammers' fans or did it commit a sexual indiscretion?

 

[John Boy]

Was it one of these evil beings?

 

[Rangdo]

I can sense a punchline coming but I feel about 5 steps behind

 

[Kev the Ape]

thats my mum teddy bear.

 

[John Boy]

thats my mum teddy bear.

What were you doing with it? Did you steal it off her?

 

[Kev the Ape]

What were you doing with it? Did you steal it off her?

i didnt have it on me, she was holding it not me

 

[Braders]

Was it one of these evil beings?

no it was this one

 

[Turkey]

Was it one of these evil beings?

Thats the one! The poor little dude at the front!

 

[John Boy]

 

[Turkey]

she was holding it not me

Makes a change..?

 

[saafend_seagull]

Thats the one! The poor little dude at the front!

my gf got me one of them too

 

[Biscuit]

bloody elvis impersonater...