Kev The Ape is.... (In no MORE than 10 words)

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Best entry gets a very special prize....

 

[bigc]

bound to pull naomi campbell

 

[Northstander]

funny but talent lacking story teller!!

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

akin to a microwave overflowing with mixed berries.

 

[Man of Harveys]

...not quite over that postnatal oxygen deprivation

 

[Meade's Ball]

Scientists puzzled as human guinea pig escapes devolution trials.

 

[Napper]

a chimp in mans skin

 

[Northstander]

Hope he sees the funny side of all this grief he is getting!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Gay.

 

[Northstander]

 

[Easy 10]

....an unfortunate mouse. NSC is the cat toying with it.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Every young girls mum`s worst nightmare.

 

[The Large One]

'Kev the ape is...' is an anagram of 'I've shat pee, K'

 

[Northstander]

 

[Meade's Ball]

...a practicing zoophiliac unashamed of his gibbon-marriage.

 

[Gazwag]

'Kev the ape is...' is an anagram of 'I've shat pee, K'

also an anagram of


He's a pike vet

 

[Robbo]

........an unlikable Neanderthal and social degenerate.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

who?

 

[Bluejuice]

a bummer

 

[Faldo]

...bound to post his "slut ex-girlfriends" phone number when drunk!