Kelly Brook's Buns

[El Presidente]

Defintely not midget gems, she is appearing as Miss September in Calendar Girls in the West End, could do a job?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Underground bosses complained that her buns, on the wall adverts, were too small or was it too big?

 

[Wilko]

Underground bosses complained that her buns, on the wall adverts, were too small or was it too big?

Too big, they airbrushed her boobs and hips down cause she was too curvy. What a load of old wank.

 

[El Presidente]

Too small

They photoshopped the buns to make them bigger

Transport for London was last night warned by fans of Kelly Brook that using images of over-sized baked confectionery poses a significantly greater health risk than accidentally catching a passing glimpse at Miss Brook’s cleavage.

The furore surrounds an advert for The Calendar Girls, the theatre production Brook is to star in from today, which has been touched up due to glimpses of Brook’s ample bosom area.

The advert now includes the dual threat of two extremely large, highly calorific, cholesterol-laden iced buns.

“For a so-called conscientious organisation TfL have shown complete disregard for the well-being of their passengers,” said Kelly Brook fan Dave Jones, 34.

“Millions of Londoners will now arrive at their place of work with a craving for sugary snacks, instead of a massive erection, as was originally intended by the advert.”

“If it’s a choice between a sugar craving and sitting on the tube a stop longer than I need to because I’ve got a huge stiffy, then I’m going to pick the stiffy.” said another fan.

Not all fans are concerned by the confectionery cover-up, with many reacting with ambivalence.

One of them told us, “I don’t mind to be honest. I spend all day mentally undressing all my favourite female colleagues, so a couple of iced buns is a piece of piss.”

Dave Pugh, producer of the show said, “We can only apologise to those passengers who have been distressed at the sight of these massive cakes.”

“I can assure you that if you come to the show there will be no cakes at all, just lots and lots of lovely tits.”

 

[Husty]

What an excellent quote!

One of them told us, “I don’t mind to be honest. I spend all day mentally undressing all my favourite female colleagues, so a couple of iced buns is a piece of piss.”



I think she looks stunning personally but no doubt the usual mugs on here lines about not if she was the last woman on earth

 

[El Presidente]

What an excellent quote!

One of them told us, “I don’t mind to be honest. I spend all day mentally undressing all my favourite female colleagues, so a couple of iced buns is a piece of piss.”



I think she looks stunning personally but no doubt the usual mugs on here lines about not if she was the last woman on earth

She is Grade A honey material, even the lame and the looney that inhabit NSC must acknowledge that.

 

[Grapes of Wrath]

The good news is that I made mad passionate love to Kelly Brook the other night.........
The bad news is I woke up half way through with the cat giving me a very strange look!

 

[Acker79]

I don't see myself finding a long term relationship with her intellectually fulfilling, but definitely would enjoy it.

 

[El Presidente]

I don't see myself finding a long term relationship with her intellectually fulfilling, but definitely would enjoy it.

To be fair A79, I believe she says the same about you.

 

[Acker79]

To be fair A79, I believe she says the same about you.

She'd enjoy it?! Hot dang, I think I'm in there.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

She'd make me think twice about my vow of celibacy...

 

[Barrel of Fun]

It was a poor play on words.

I am thinking about taking a prospective lady friend to see this. I wonder if she will be able to get past the whole 'only doing this to see Kelly Brook'...

 

[Wilko]

Sorry, i got confused between HER buns and THE buns.

 

[skipper734]

You would though.

 

[Blackadder]

I took my mrs to see the show last month. (Alas before Kelly was in it).

Unfortunately I can confirm that you don't see anything in the show (Fortunately in June Brown/Dot Cotton's case!). It's all done in the best possible taste! (As Kenny E would say)

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Kelly Brook in the film Three = awesome performance

 

[pasty]

I think she looks stunning personally but no doubt the usual mugs on here lines about not if she was the last woman on earth

She makes a lousy breakfast though

 

[Skaville]

She makes a lousy breakfast though

Agreed, but have you tried the cafe round the corner?

 

[hopper_182]

Kelly Brook in the film Three = awesome performance

i enjoyed that film....... well i enjoyed the parts of it i watched.