Jordans Boobs May Explode

[brighton rock]

Jordans Boobs May Explode
Doctors have warned that Jordan's 34FF breasts could explode if jungle leeches get to chomp on them.


The silicone-enhanced glamour model plans to strip off on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here.

But medics claim that is one of the most perilous things she could do, according to the Daily Star.

They reckon that if leeches attach themselves to her ample bosom, her precious assets will become inflamed - and grow even larger.

The paper quotes a doctor as saying: "She would need to be treated quickly if she was bitten on her chest.

"I dread to think what would happen if her breasts started swelling. There is a danger they might explode."

Jordan and the other nine contestants have flown out from Heathrow en route for the camp in Australia's Gold Coast rainforest.

She has said she can hardly wait to get into the jungle with ex-pop star Peter Andre, claiming: "I used to fancy him when I was younger."

But Andre, who has been living in Cyprus for several years, deflated her ambitions by saying he had never heard of her until a few days ago.

 

[Raphael Meade]

hehe, do you read newspapers like 4 days late or something?!!

all day you've posted things from monday and tuesday!!

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

I hope they do might be the only thing that makes the programme worth watching!

 

[Robot Chicken]

She earns £1m a year apparently...

 

[Beach Hut]

500,000 for each tit?
I don't even think she's that good looking.
If I wanted a big pair of milkers, I'd go to a cow.

She ain't good looking she's a dog

 

[magoo]

EXACTAMUNDO!

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

She ain't good looking she's a dog

And stupid to boot.

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

At last people are finally seeing sense!!!!!!

 

[Spicy]

Maybe Jordan might spontaneously combust - now that would be worth seeing.

 

[Beach Hut]

Or they'll be a big blow out (of her tits)

 

[Spicy]

Perhaps she might go whizzing round the jungle like a balloon you left go of.

 

[Braders]

maybe its because they have to make a song in the jungle

two singers ( i use the term losely)

and a pair of bongos

 

[Robot Chicken]

Jordan's a dog? Damned clever dog.

£20,000 for a photo session?

Property throughout Brighton and London?

Earns £1m a year?

Someone's taught that dog some tricks, that's for sure...

 

[ManxSeagull]

But without her biggest assets would she be famous ?

 

[Robot Chicken]

What does Jordan actually DO? What does she contribute to society?

If people ignored her and no one took her photo would she disappear?

If there was no one around to look at her, would she exist?

 

[brighton rock]

come on we will all be hopping she get her tits out

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

Forget hoping, its garenteed!!

 

[John Dorian]

500,000 for each tit?
I don't even think she's that good looking.
If I wanted a big pair of milkers, I'd go to a cow.

are you having a laugh ? I think she is fit and come on if she walked into your house wearing nothing but a lacy pair of knickers - you tell me you would turn her down ?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

shes a ugly cow in my opinion

 

[Braders]

i like her


its her attitude that'll put me off


when i say put me off....